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1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN.
2. She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.
3. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
4. She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
5. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
6. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.
7. She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.
8. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.
9. She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.
10. She is not a TWO-BIT WHORE - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER.

1. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.
2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.
3. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.
4. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.
5. He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers GENERATIONAL INTEGRATION
6. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK -He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.
7. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.
8. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY.
9. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED

MORE FUNNY NAMES FROM ACTUAL FILES
OF THE CHICAGO POLICE DEPARTMENT

• Champaigne, age 2
• Chardonay, age 1
• Chablea, age 3 months (All of these children were abandoned by their mother)
• Homicide Byrons
• Philander Rodman, Dennis Rodman's, of basketball fame, father. Philander has 27 children. He currently is living with 2 wives and 15 children in the Philippines
• Weedo Dingledein Dasho
• Zhiavago Rambo - Someone’s been watching too many movies

How About These Doctors

• Dr. Kneebone, Chiropractor
• Dr. Waters, Urologist
• Dr. Bonebreaker
• Dr. Mangle, Chiropractor
• Dr. Carver, Forensic Pathologist
• Dr. Hyman, Gynecologist
• Dr. Gene Poole

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