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Stupid Sex Jokes
Q. Why does a bride smile when she's walking down the aisle?
A. She knows she's given her last blow job.
Q. Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist?
A. Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.
Q. Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
A. Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.
Q. What is the difference between "Oooh!" and "Aaah!"?
A. About three inches.
Q. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
A. Fur traders.
Q. What did Adam say to Eve?
A. Stand back, I don't know how big this thing gets!
Q. What do women and police cars have in common?
A. They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.
SHE MAY BE A LESBIAN IF SHE...
- Won't stop searching for your clit
- Calls your penis "putrid man meat"
- has strange messages from Janet Reno on the answering machine
- Vomits every time you have sex
- Has "Lisa" tattooed on her ass
- Makes you wear a kd lang mask while you do it
- Begs you to get breast implants
- Yells out your sister's name during sex
THE HARD LIFE OF CUCUMBERS AND PICKLES
A pickle says to the cucumber, "You know my life really sucks. Whenever I get big, fat and juicy they sprinkle seasonings over me and stick me in a jar."
So the cucumber says, "Yeah, you think that's bad ... whenever I get big, fat and juicy they slice me up and they put me over salad."
A penis walks in and says, "You think that your life is tough? Whenever I get big, fat and juicy, they put a plastic bag over my head, stick me in a dark smelly room and make me do push ups until I throw up!"
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