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WITCHIE WAYS

Why couldn't the witch have babies?

Because here husband has crystal balls.

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10 Halloween Sayings
That Sound Dirty, But Are Not

  1. She's a goblin!
  2. I'd like to get a little something in the sack tonight.
  3. Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head.
  4. She's got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch
  5. If you just lick it, it'll last longer.
  6. Let me see your big sack!
  7. Can I eat your Zagnuts?
  8. Have your mom check it before you put it in your mouth.
  9. You scared me stiff!
  10. He's got Candy spread out on the living room floor!
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HALLOWEEN HUMOR

What do little ghosts drink?
Evaporated milk.

Why do cemeteries have fences around them?
Because people are dying to get in.


Why do dragons sleep during the day?
So they can fight knights.

Where does Dracula keep his valuables?
In a blood bank.


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