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IT'S BLONDE PAYBACK JOKES
1. Why don't women blink during foreplay? > > > They don't have time.
2. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? > > > Both of them.
3. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? > > > They don't stop and ask for directions.
4. How does a man show that he's planning for the future? > > > He buys two cases of beer.
5. Why are blonde jokes so short? > > > So men can remember them.
6. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? > > > We don't know; it's never happened.
7. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? > > > A widow.
WE HEARD THEM SAY...
> “I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” — Rita Rudner
> “If it wasn't for pick-pockets and frisking at airports I'd have no sex life at all.” -- Rodney Dangerfield
> “By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.” -- Socrates
EPITAPHS ON TOMBSTONES
1. Old magicians never die, they just disappear.
2. Airline pilot -- He met his final departure.
3. Milkman -- He met his expiration date.
4. Minister -- Perish the thought.
5. Hamlet -- "Not to be."
6. Attorney -- He received a cease and desist order from a higher court.
7. Janitor -- He led a life of grime.
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