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Jokes-Humor-Sexy Fun -- April 18 Update
Jokes at PleasureMeNow.com? We're your source or should we say your receptical for jokes, humor and funnies on sex, relationships, men, women... The latest sex jokes updated weekly. Catch the latest jokes mixed with classic humor and funny observations.

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IT'S BLONDE PAYBACK JOKES

1. Why don't women blink during foreplay? > > > They don't have time.

2. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? > > > Both of them.

3. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? > > > They don't stop and ask for directions.

4. How does a man show that he's planning for the future? > > > He buys two cases of beer.

5. Why are blonde jokes so short? > > > So men can remember them.

6. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? > > > We don't know; it's never happened.

7. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? > > > A widow.

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WE HEARD THEM SAY...

> I love being married. Its so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. Rita Rudner

> If it wasn't for pick-pockets and frisking at airports I'd have no sex life at all. -- Rodney Dangerfield

> By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates

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EPITAPHS ON TOMBSTONES

1. Old magicians never die, they just disappear.

2. Airline pilot -- He met his final departure.

3. Milkman -- He met his expiration date.

4. Minister -- Perish the thought.

5. Hamlet -- "Not to be."

6. Attorney -- He received a cease and desist order from a higher court.

7. Janitor -- He led a life of grime.

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