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THE TOP 10 MARKETING SLOGANS FOR VIAGRA
- Viagra, The quicker dicker upper
- Viagra, One-a-day, like iron
- Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there
tonight
- Viagra, Home of the whopper
- Viagra, It plumps when you take 'em
- Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman
- Viagra, Tastes great, more filling
- Viagra, Ten inches long ... and growing.
- Viagra, We work harder, so you don't have to.
- This is your penis. This is your penis on drugs. Any
questions?
RENAME YOUR HUSBAND
Three ladies are sitting in a bar. All of them have husbands named Larry. One lady asks, "If you could name your husband after any soda pop, what would it be?"
The first lady thinks for a minute and says, "Moutain Dew, because he can mount and do me anytime."
The second lady thinks for awhile and finally says, "7-Up, because he has seven inches and can always get it up."
The third lady thinks for a long time and finally says, "Jack Daniels."
The other ladies look at her with a confused look and say, "Wait a minute, Jack Daniels is a hard liquor."
The third lady says, "Yep, thats my Larry!"
DIFFERENT WORKERS IN BED
- Accountants do it with Double Entry
- Acupuncturists do it with a small prick
- Bankers do it with interest
- Bookkeepers do it for the record
- Bosses delegate the task to others
- Elevator men do it up and down
- Engineers do it to specifications
- Firemen do it with a big hose
- Frank Sinatra does it his way
- Garbagemen come twice a week
- Landlords do it every 1st of the month
- Teachers do it with class
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