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WHY VIBRATORS ARE BETTER THAN REAL SEX
- Vibrators don't have problems with gas ... Nor do they hog the remote ... Nor the computer!
- We can get a bigger one without being called a slut.
- Vibrators never go limp
- You simply replace the batteries when it tires.
- Position is your choice, not his.
- You don't have to suck it.
- It doesn't leave a mess behind.
- You don't have to clean up the apartment before bringing it home.
- Vibrators don't ask "Am I the best you've ever had?"
- You know exactly where its been.
- You can throw them in a drawer when you're done with them.
- Did you hear about the side-effects of the Viagra pill for men? If you swallow it slowly, you'll get a stiff neck.
- What do you get if you mix Viagra and Prozac? - A guy who is ready to go but doesn't really care where.
- Why is Viagra like Disneyworld? - You have to wait an hour for a three I minute ride.
A decent young fellow named Herm
Was equipped with a geyser-like worm:
The size wasn't much
But its volume was such
That his lovers did backstroke in sperm.
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