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WHY VIBRATORS ARE BETTER THAN REAL SEX

  1. Vibrators don't have problems with gas ... Nor do they hog the remote ... Nor the computer!
  2. We can get a bigger one without being called a slut.
  3. Vibrators never go limp
  4. You simply replace the batteries when it tires.
  5. Position is your choice, not his.
  6. You don't have to suck it.
  7. It doesn't leave a mess behind.
  8. You don't have to clean up the apartment before bringing it home.
  9. Vibrators don't ask "Am I the best you've ever had?"
  10. You know exactly where its been.
  11. You can throw them in a drawer when you're done with them.
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VIAGRA JOKES

  • Did you hear about the side-effects of the Viagra pill for men? If you swallow it slowly, you'll get a stiff neck.
  • What do you get if you mix Viagra and Prozac? - A guy who is ready to go but doesn't really care where.
  • Why is Viagra like Disneyworld? - You have to wait an hour for a three I minute ride.
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SEX LIMERICKS

A decent young fellow named Herm
Was equipped with a geyser-like worm:
The size wasn't much
But its volume was such
That his lovers did backstroke in sperm.

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