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FUNNY/CURIOUS FACTS
> * Sixty-nine percent of Swedish women have participated in a threesome.
> * At age 14, actor Tom Cruise enrolled in seminary school to become a priest. He dropped out at age 15.
> * Americans spend more at strip clubs than at Broadway productions, regional theater productions and classical orchestra performances combined.
> * According to an 18 year study on human sexuality, the most orgasms recorded during a one-hour period - 134 for a female - 16 for a male
> * The male gypsy moth can "smell" a virgin female gypsy moth almost two miles away.
> * 90% of Irish women claim they have had sex outdoors. The global average is 58 %.
JOKE - RICH MAN, POOR MAN?
A man enters his favorite restaurant and sits at his regular table. Looking around, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting at a table nearby, all alone. He calls the waiter over and asks him to send their most expensive bottle of Merlot over to her, knowing that if she accepts it....she is his.
The waiter gets the bottle and takes it over to the girl, saying, "This is from the gentleman over there."
She regards the wine coolly for a second and decides to send a note over to the man. The waiter, who was lingering for a response took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.
The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants."
After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He handed it to the waiter and instructed him to return this to the lady.
"For your information - I happen to have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Porsche Turbo and a Mercedes CL600 in my garage; plus I have over twenty-million dollars in the bank. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you would I cut off three inches. Just send the bottle back."
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