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STAGES OF SEX
There are three stages to sex in a person's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and
* When is the best time to wear a condom?
On every conceivable occasion!
* What does Kodak and a condom have in common?
You use both to catch those special moments!!!
* How did Dairy Queen get pregnant?
Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper.
NEW CONDOM BRANDS
- Nike Condoms: Just do it.
- Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.
- Chevy Condoms: Like a rock.
- California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?
- Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.
- Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.
- Cambells Soup Condoms: Mm, mm good.
- AT&T condom: Reach out and touch someone.
- MCI: for friends and family
- Maxwell House: Good to the last drop!
STATISTIC> "I read that 60% of all man fall asleep immediately after having sex with their wife?"
"No, but what about the other 40%?"
"Before they can fall asleep they have to drive home."
ORGASMS> A husband and wife were fighting about their sex life.
"You never even tell me when you're having an orgasm!" he yelled.
"How can I?" she shot back. "You're never here!"
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