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3 MARRIED WOMEN DISCUSS SEX
Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives.
The first said, "I think my husband's like a championship golfer. He's spent the last ten years perfecting his stroke."
The second woman said, "My husband's like the winner of the Indy 500. Every time we get into bed he gives me several hundred exciting laps."
The third woman was silent until she was asked, "Tell us about your husband."
She thought for a moment and said, "My husband's like an Olympic gold-medal-winning quarter-miler."
"How so?"
"He's got his time down to under 40 seconds."
REASONS TRICK OR TREATING BETTER THAN SEX
- Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
- If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
- The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
- You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy.
- Person giving you candy doesn't fantasize you're someone else.
- If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months.
- If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky.
- Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.
- Less guilt the next morning.
- IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT,YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR!
HUSBAND SUGGESTS NEW SEX TECHNIQUE
John came home in great excitement and said to his wife, "Judi, love,
you'll never believe it, dear, but I've discovered an entirely new
position for lovemaking."
"Really," she said , interested at once. "What is it?"
"Back to back," John replies.
"But that's crazy. We can't do anything back to back."
"Yes we can," he says. "I've persuaded another couple to help out!"
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