How We Select, Test and Rank The Products

Pleasure Experts at Work – Meet the Team & Our Selection Process

At PleasureMeNow, we’re more than just a team – we’re a group of pleasure enthusiasts, curious minds, and fun-loving experts who are passionate about sexual wellness. Scarlett, Richard, Vlad, and Lola bring their unique perspectives, expertise, and just the right amount of mischief to help you explore intimacy with confidence (and maybe a few laughs along the way).

Here’s the Inside Scoop on Our Team:

• Who is Scarlett? – Scarlett “Delight” Dellinger is a certified Sexual Health Educator and Sexual Wellness Coach with a passion for guiding people toward deeper, more fulfilling intimate experiences. What started as a simple curiosity about adult toys soon turned into a dedicated journey of learning, diving into literature on sexuality and sex education. With her expertise (her work can be found: here, here or here), Scarlett helps individuals explore their sexual wellness and achieve true satisfaction. Known for her keen focus on the subtleties of pleasure, Scarlett’s extensive collection of intimate toys is ever-growing, and through PleasureMeNow, she’s on a mission to share the joy of discovery with you.
• Who is Richard? – Richard “Turbo” Turner is a dedicated Sexuality Researcher and male pleasure enthusiast with a sharp eye for the best in male sex toys. With articles featured in respected publications like Lelo, Kiiroo, Men’s Health, Muck Rack or Bevwo, Richard offers a scholarly perspective on evaluating these products, ensuring his insights are rooted in research and science. He’s known for his meticulous analysis of materials, features, ease of use, and size variations, always striving to understand every aspect of a product. Richard’s ever-growing toy box is filled with carefully selected items, all put to the test to provide you with the most informed recommendations possible.
• Who is Lola? – Lola “Lovegood” Bernard is a certified Sexuality and Relationship Coach and an enthusiastic blogger with a boundless passion for all things erotic. With a focus on enhancing shared experiences, especially for bicurious and bisexual partners, Lola reviews exceptional toys that elevate intimacy. She believes in the importance of inclusive sexual education for everyone’s well-being, advocating for mental health and positive sexual exploration (her work can be found here, here, here or here). Known for her love of the unconventional, Lola’s work often explores avant-garde toys that defy norms, ensuring that pleasure is not only fulfilling but extraordinary. Whether solo or with a partner, Lola embraces every opportunity to explore and share her deep knowledge and experiences.
• Who is Vlad? – Vlad “the Not-Impaler” Stephenson is a certified Sexuality Counselor and a proud member of the PleasureMeNow team, dedicated to bringing diversity and inclusivity to the world of intimate pleasure. Specializing in products designed for those with an average to smaller endowment (his work can be found here, here, here or here), Vlad’s reviews focus on enhancing the experience for a broader range of users. His adventurous spirit also leads him to explore the exciting world of anal play and prostate stimulation. With a thoughtful and careful approach, Vlad guides users through a selection of toys that enhance backdoor pleasure, ensuring that everyone’s journey of intimate exploration is celebrated and respected.

We believe that pleasure should be celebrated, explored, and talked about – without awkward silences or outdated taboos. Whether we’re diving into the latest high-tech toys or breaking down the details you actually want to know, our goal is to give you honest, insightful, and engaging content to help you make the best choices for your pleasure.

We take our work seriously (even if we joke around a lot), and everything we create comes from a place of expertise, curiosity, and a genuine desire to make your intimate experiences even better. Want to know more about us? Check out our About Us page here.

How We Pick the Best (So You Don’t Have to Waste Your Money)

Let’s be real – there are dozens of sex toys out there, and while we’d love to try them all (for science, of course), even we have our limits. So instead of blindly testing everything on the market, we take a smarter, more refined approach.

First, I handed out a questionnaire to the PleasureMeNow team – Scarlett, Vlad, and Lola – to get their personal favorites and the key reasons behind their choices. Everyone has different preferences, so this helped us narrow down the models actually worth testing.

On top of that, we handpick the best-sellers based on popularity and online reviews – focusing on products with 4+ star ratings from trusted megastores like SheVibe, Kiiroo, Lelo, Lovense, Babeland, LoveHoney, Hustler Hollywood etc. We also keep an eye out for promising newcomers, because innovation in pleasure is always welcome.

From there, I selected the most promising recommendations and distributed them among our experts for hands-on, no-holds-barred testing.

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PleasureMeNow’s Wow Factor Testing Criteria

We don’t just grade the toys randomly – we use a detailed 1 to 5 scoring system (The Wow Factor) to separate the truly mind-blowing products from the ones that barely get a nod. Each toy is evaluated based on our Wow Factor grading system, ensuring it meets our high standards before making it onto our list. A score of 5 means the product is top-tier and highly recommended, while a score of 1 signals that it didn’t quite hit the mark. This structured approach helps us provide clear, experience-backed recommendations, so you know exactly what to expect.

Here’s what we evaluate

Style Points (25%) – First impressions count! We assess how the toy looks, feels, and is packaged. Is it discreetly delivered? Does it come with a storage bag or case? Are there any nice extras like lube or accessories that add to the experience?
Simplicity (25%) – A great toy should be easy to use, clean, and store. We check the controls, features, and overall ease of operation to ensure a smooth, hassle-free experience. Additionally, 30% of the Simplicity score comes from the Orgasm Rating – because what good is a toy if it’s easy to use but doesn’t deliver? The Orgasm Rating is calculated based on hands-on testing by our team – Richard, Scarlett, Lola, and Vlad – with each expert contributing 25% of the final pleasure score. This ensures that our reviews reflect different perspectives and real experiences, giving you a well-rounded verdict on performance.
Craft (25%) – Quality matters. We evaluate materials, power sources, allergens, and safety concerns. Is it body-safe? Is it waterproof? Is it noisy? Can it be used with different lubes? If it’s not built to last, it doesn’t make the cut.
Cost (25%) – Price vs. pleasure. We weigh how much it costs against its features and performance. Does it offer great value for money? Is there a warranty?
The Wow Factor Grading Formula: Wow Factor = (Style + Simplicity + Craft + Cost) / 4
Curious about the nitty-gritty details? Hit “Read Review” to get the full breakdown – no fluff, no marketing jargon, just real insights on what makes this toy a winner (or not). We cover everything from how it feels, how it performs, and whether it’s actually worth your money. Still not convinced? Check out the “See the 360 Video” for a hands-on visual tour. This lets you see every angle, every detail, and get a feel for the toy before you buy – because sometimes, a picture (or video) is worth a thousand words.

Compare, Choose, and Enjoy – The Ultimate Pleasure Breakdown

But we don’t stop there. To make things even easier, we include a detailed comparison table that lays out everything at a glance. You’ll find key details like features, price, user ratings, power type, materials, waterproofing, noise level, orgasm intensity, and more – all in one place.

This way, you can compare toys side by side and choose the one that best fits your desires. If a toy doesn’t score high, it won’t make the cut – because you deserve only the best.

Our Product Testing Methodology

Now that you have an idea of how we rate products at PleasureMeNow, let’s dive into the nitty-gritty of our testing process and why we believe our reviews are the most helpful when it comes to choosing your next pleasure product!

How We Test Sex Toys: Real People Over Lab Coats

We prefer having real people test the products over just lab testing because, honestly, who cares about a toy’s technical specs if it doesn’t work in the bedroom? Sure, we could geek out over decibels or cut toys open in a lab (which sounds fun, but not super useful), but we think you deserve to know how a product really performs when it’s in your hands… and not in a sterile test environment. By using real testers, we get the lowdown on how the toy feels, how easy it is to use, and whether it actually delivers the pleasure you’re looking for. That’s the stuff you really need to know.

And yes, we still care about the details like body-safe materials and technical specs. Every review includes the specs, and we’re all about keeping it safe for your body. If a product isn’t 100% body-safe, we’ll let you know, no questions asked.

How We Keep Our Reviews Unbiased and Trustworthy

At PleasureMeNow, fairness is at the heart of everything we do. Our testers – Richard, Lola, Scarlett, and Vlad – are all volunteers who provide their honest opinions, and they’re not paid for their reviews. Most of the time, they don’t even know where the product comes from, just the brand name. We also ensure that our testers receive products from multiple sources to avoid any potential conflicts of interest.

We encourage them to rate the products fairly, but if we spot any confusion about the product or rating system, we make sure to clear things up. After all, we know that not every toy is for everyone. Our testers always explain why they did or didn’t like a product and who they think it’s best for, giving you a broader perspective. And we also consider real user ratings from thousands of verified customers to keep things well-rounded and objective.

If a tester receives a defective product, we send them a replacement and ask them to base their review on the new, working item. However, if we see a pattern of issues from other customers, we’ll definitely mention it in the review.

Even when a product gets a negative review, we don’t shy away from sharing it. If the product falls short, we’ll recommend better alternatives.

At the end of the day, our goal is to make sure you’re thrilled with the products you buy based on our recommendations. Your trust means the world to us, and the more satisfied you are, the more likely you’ll return for more honest, reliable reviews.

The Voting System – Let Users Decide the Best!

We take things a step further by letting you have the final say! Unlike our Wow Factor grading, which is based on expert testing, the Top 10 toys ranking is entirely independent from it.

Here’s how it works:

Every visitor on our site can vote for their favorite (or least favorite) toy by clicking on the “-” or “+” buttons – but only once per user to keep things fair.
The top-ranking toys are displayed based on the number of votes they receive from actual users, not their Wow Factor score.
If a toy earns more votes than another toy ranked above it, it will automatically move up the list, ensuring that the rankings constantly adjust based on real user feedback.
This means that even if a toy gets a 5-star Wow Factor rating from our experts (Richard, Lola, Vlad, and Scarlett), it can still rank lower in the Top 10 if it has fewer votes than other toys.
Likewise, a toy with a lower Wow Factor score but tons of user votes can climb to the top of the list.

So, while the Wow Factor Score is there for informative purposes, it doesn’t influence the ranking of the Top 10 – you do! This system ensures that the list is constantly evolving based on real user experiences, making it the ultimate community-driven ranking for the best pleasure products.

The Fit It Tool – The Ultimate Sex Toy Finder

Not in the mood to scroll through endless lists and comparison tables? No problem. Our PMN Personal Shopper – Fit It has got you covered. Check it out here.

How’s It All Come Together?

Ready to find your perfect match? The Fit It tool is your new best friend. With just a few quick questions, it analyzes your preferences and suggests the toys that are truly right for you. No more guesswork, just tailored recommendations that’ll hit all the right spots. Curious? Read on to learn how this fantastic tool works!

Answer a few simple questions about your preferences, and we’ll find the perfect fit for you! Use the right arrow button to move to the next question.
For certain questions, you can select multiple options. Use the left arrow button to go back and the right arrow button to move to the next question.
Once you’ve answered all the questions, click the ‘Fit It’ button.
The Fit It tool will analyze your responses and suggest the best-matching toys from our database. Click the ‘Let’s Go’ button to start over and find your perfect match again!
Every toy in this tool has been thoroughly reviewed by our expert team – Richard, Scarlett, Lola, and Vlad – ensuring top-tier recommendations. To learn more about a toy, simply click the ‘Read Review’ button.

It’s the easiest way to find your perfect pleasure match without the hassle of searching manually!

The Ultimate Rundown – Tested, Rated, Approved

At PleasureMeNow, we take pleasure seriously, but we also believe finding the right toy should be fun, easy, and stress-free. That is why we use a meticulous selection process, blending expert insights, user feedback, and hands-on testing to bring you the very best recommendations.

We start by handpicking top-rated products based on popularity, reviews, and expert suggestions. From there, every toy undergoes our Wow Factor grading system, where we analyze style, simplicity, craftsmanship, cost, and orgasm rating to ensure it meets our high standards. But the real power is in your hands. Our community-driven voting system lets actual users decide which toys rise to the top.

Still not sure what to pick? That is where the Fit It Tool comes in, guiding you to your perfect match in just a few clicks.

At the end of the day, our goal is simple. We help you find the best pleasure products without wasting time or money. Whether you are exploring for the first time or upgrading your collection, we are here to make sure you get nothing but the best.

Got Questions, Feedback, or a Hot Tip?

We love hearing from you. Whether you have questions about a product, feedback on our reviews, or a killer recommendation for something we should check out, we’re all ears.

Drop us a message using the form below 👇 or hit up our Contact Page. We read every submission (yes, really) and might even test out your suggested toy if it catches our attention. So don’t be shy – reach out and let’s talk pleasure!