I love a good oral treatment. There is barely a handful of things better than having a partner go down on you and use everything in their power to stimulate you. And I do mean everything: the finger, the tongue, the lips, the teeth (if you’re feeling frisky), the fingernails (if you’re feeling really frisky), ... Read more

If you ever feel tired, stressed, or you need to make yourself feel jolly, just tune out the world and have some one-on-one time with the little man in the pink hat. Also, if you’re horny as a hen, I would advise you to build your own pleasure chest. A box full of sex toys ... Read more

I’ve been waiting for years to find a toy that can make me feel exactly like that moment when I had my first squirting orgasm and my eyes literally popped out the back of my head. I remember it oh so vividly! This one time at band camp, my pussy got palmed like a basketball. ... Read more

“No butt stuff!”, a young Zoomer fan of my work once said (yes, folks, I have fans). And I understand her position – not everyone enjoys anal play. After all, it takes some getting used to, and if you do it wrong, it can hurt like hell. But to us gentlemen, as well as ladies, ... Read more

I take it as a personal challenge to go places no Turbodick has gone before, and today that means diving deep into the wonders of pornstar-inspired toys that are just waiting to rock your world. In this FeelStars review, I’ll be your trusty guide as we explore the ins and outs of these pleasure-inducing gadgets, ... Read more

And we’re here again, ready and willing, to do some sex toy reviews. Now, the sharp-eyed among you have spotted the title and seen the product in question. There must have been a thought or two crossing your mind, something along the lines of Oh, he’s doing another cock ring? And yes, you are, indeed, ... Read more

Greetings, my insatiable readers! Get ready for a wild ride as we delve deep into my spicy, tantalizing Lovense Max 2 & Nora review. Yes, you heard that right. Today, we are in for a double treat, with toys that, when brought together, cater to every couple’s needs, regardless of the distance between them (literal ... Read more

Normally, when on a quest to find the ultimate sex toy, the ladies focus on what pleases them, and that’s perfectly fine. Most of the toys I’ve used and abused over the years have been solo affairs, from massive dildos to clitoral vibrators. Granted, some of them can be used with a partner, but their ... Read more

I’ve said it once and I’ll most certainly say it again: living with a small cock is not easy! It also doesn’t help that I’m horny as balls. However, I never get to enjoy those “Why, Vlad, what a big dick ya got there” looks from pretty females with big boobies and tight poon tangs. ... Read more

Do you often have those “horny all day and all night” kind of moments? You know, your back gets sweaty, hands shaky, and you just can’t stop thinking about doing a ton of freaky stuff to your body? Well, in those situations, I often think: wouldn’t it be nice to have a big hard cock ... Read more

On some nights, I might run a relaxing herbal bath and read a spooky book, but most other times, all I’m really in the mood for are freaky sex games involving my tight anal hole. And if you know me, you know that I’ve been a hardcore butt slut for almost a decade. Quite literally, ... Read more

Whether you’re an aspiring anal slut, a die-hard prostate pumper, or you simply want to stuff your holes full of shiny and hard stainless steel, my nJoy Pure Wand review is definitely for you. Trust me, when this bad boy arrived, I used it to dive deeper and deeper into my tight soaked holes until ... Read more