If you know me, you know that Kiiroo’s Pearl 2 has a special place in my pleasure stash. In fact, it is one of my all-time favorite sex toys – and, trust me, that’s a hard title to get! So, when I heard the company put out an upgraded version, you know damn well I ... Read more

OK, so I got a comment from one of my long-time acquaintances who follows our page ardently. When we were discussing sex toys (typical Saturday brunch small-talk), I was critical of a few low-end items that I tried, and after patiently hearing me out, she interrupted me for a second. “You know, Scarlett, you got ... Read more

🎶 Brand upon brand upon brand of toys, when will it end, will I need no boys? 🎶 Oh, don’t mind me, fair readers. I’m just channeling my inner poet while starting off this Lovense Nora review. Because with toys so good, how can you NOT sing? Yes, here we all are again, and here ... Read more

Hello, my favorite thrill seekers! Strap in tight because we’re about to take a thrilling deep dive into my sizzling Lelo F1S V3 review. That’s right, the time has finally come – and so have I (many, many times)! Trying out the Lelo F1S V3 has been on my bucket list for a while now, ... Read more

When it comes to self-pleasure, can you really beat a male masturbator? Well, I doubt you can, since it’s an object and it’s not into BDSM. Dad jokes aside, modern male masturbators are all the rage nowadays. Hell, I’ve gone over more than a few in my time, and Scarlett knows how giddy I still ... Read more

When something’s awesome, there’s no need to change it. I mean, they still make the Chevy Suburban, right? A design that hasn’t changed since 1935! Well, I feel the same way about decent sex toys. This Autoblow AI Ultra review is meant to prove precisely that point: an excellent original idea, only slightly improved, but ... Read more

Greetings, my insatiable readers! Get ready for a wild ride as we delve deep into my spicy, tantalizing Lovense Max 2 & Nora review. Yes, you heard that right. Today, we are in for a double treat, with toys that, when brought together, cater to every couple’s needs, regardless of the distance between them (literal ... Read more

Normally, when on a quest to find the ultimate sex toy, the ladies focus on what pleases them, and that’s perfectly fine. Most of the toys I’ve used and abused over the years have been solo affairs, from massive dildos to clitoral vibrators. Granted, some of them can be used with a partner, but their ... Read more

I’ve said it once and I’ll most certainly say it again: living with a small cock is not easy! It also doesn’t help that I’m horny as balls. However, I never get to enjoy those “Why, Vlad, what a big dick ya got there” looks from pretty females with big boobies and tight poon tangs. ... Read more

Do you often have those “horny all day and all night” kind of moments? You know, your back gets sweaty, hands shaky, and you just can’t stop thinking about doing a ton of freaky stuff to your body? Well, in those situations, I often think: wouldn’t it be nice to have a big hard cock ... Read more

On some nights, I might run a relaxing herbal bath and read a spooky book, but most other times, all I’m really in the mood for are freaky sex games involving my tight anal hole. And if you know me, you know that I’ve been a hardcore butt slut for almost a decade. Quite literally, ... Read more

Whether you’re an aspiring anal slut, a die-hard prostate pumper, or you simply want to stuff your holes full of shiny and hard stainless steel, my nJoy Pure Wand review is definitely for you. Trust me, when this bad boy arrived, I used it to dive deeper and deeper into my tight soaked holes until ... Read more