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Cover image courtesy of Countess Diamond. Elust is the only place where the smartest and hottest sex bloggers are featured under one roof every month. Whether you’re looking for sex journalism, erotic writing, relationship advice, or kinky discussions, it’ll be here at Elust. If you have a post included, please re-post the latest edition on ... Read more

Greetings, thrill-seekers! Richard Turbo’s here to welcome you to the kinky (and cruel) world of long-distance relationships (LDRs). They say absence makes the heart go fonder, but, if you ask me, it just sucks the life out of you – and I don’t mean it in a fun way. Spotty connections, clashing schedules, and a ... Read more

Hello, my naughty heathens! Welcome back for another sexy lesson, this time about bedroom blues. If there’s anything you should know about me, it’s that I’m all for fast and wild rides – but hey, there’s a fine line between thrilling and no-thank-you-ville. But, sometimes, the burning and throbbing down there is the wrong kind ... Read more

Ladies and gents, welcome to the kinky realm of anal fisting, where the phrase elbow grease takes on a whole new steamy meaning! But before you start clenching those cheeks and imagining a boxing match, let me put your mind at ease. Anal fisting isn’t a game of stunts – it’s a sensual adventure built ... Read more

Hey, there, my fellow kinksters. Richard Turbo here, joining forces with my adventurod to keep you up to speed on what’s hot in the toys-for-boys section. Well, bros and buds, I’m glad to inform you that the future is here – and it blows! It also sucks. It licks, and it gobbles. Man, it even ... Read more

Hear ye, sexy readers! Gone are the days when your pleasure pals were only plucked from store shelves. Now, we’re playing techy in the most tantalizing way possible – I’m talking, of course, about 3D printing your favorite sex toys. Imagine crafting your climax with the click of a button! It’s like having a secret, ... Read more

Well, hello there, sugar puffs. Are you up for another round of raunchy ruminations? Today, I’m here to answer the age-old question. No, it’s not about why the chicken crossed the road. Although, the dilemma I’m talking about has a lot to do with chickens – or rather, cocks (wink wink). Anyway, here’s the riddle ... Read more

Hey there, honey bunches. Ready for another ride through the pleasure wonderland? This time around, I’m bringing news on sultriness and safety. Honey, it’s no secret that a dash of excitement can spice up things in our bedrooms – I know it does in mine (wink). Scrapes, scalds, and swells, though? Those are a big ... Read more

Hello, my daring darlings. It’s your favorite provocateur, Lola Lovegood, here to spill the tea on something that’s making waves in our sheets and sneakers alike. Picture this: your bedroom shenanigans getting a high-tech makeover! That’s right, we’re not just talking about good old-fashioned romps anymore; we’re entering a world where our naughty escapades are ... Read more