Suction Safety: How Clean and Safe Are Your Favorite Pleasure Suckers?

What’s up, my fellow raunchy rakes – Richard Turbo here, your favorite sensual sorcerer. Today, I want to dive head (or, well, balls) first into one of my all-time favorite topics: blowjob machines.

Man’s best friends, soul suckers, delightful cock destroyers – we know ‘em, we love ‘em. But as fantastic as they are, you have to admit they can get disgusting pretty fast, especially when you use them all the time (and I know you do).

So, how safe are they actually? How often should you clean them? How do you do it properly? I’ll answer all of it – and more, as the generous giant I am – below, so keep reading!

Sucking Sores: Safety Concerns About Blowjob Machines

First things first – safety. Look, I get it – it’s not easy to just slide your joystick into a machine with a motor that buzzes and breathes. But let me put your fears to rest: quality machines will never cause you physical harm.

Oh, they will suck the life out of you, don’t you worry. But they won’t vibrate or heat up excessively, so there’s no risk of them leaving marks on your skin or causing unwanted pain.

Manufacturers take great care to ensure this level of safety. So, even the most powerful models will never make you feel like your dong is on fire – they just leave a trail of fire on your skin!

Still, I’ve got some tips for you that will make using any blower out there a real breeze.

Patience Is Key

Many BJ machines take ages to charge – think anywhere between 2 to 8 hours! Understandably, that’s way too long to go without some action down there, so many folks end up using their toy while it’s still charging.

Now, remember how I said that a quality stimulator will never burn you? Well, I cant make the same guarantee when it is plugged into a power socket.

At that point, you’re all on your own, pal. To be fair, if your power is stable and you never have issues with other appliances in your home, you’ll probably be fine.

But probably isn’t nearly convincing enough for me. So, stick to the safe kind of buzzing, and only use your toys when they’re unplugged out of whatever power source you have.

While your plaything charges, why not revisit some good old hand action? It’s totally safe, hassle-free, and always ready to go!

Water Adventures

Ah, the unmatched allure of a steamy bath or shower session – the perfect backdrop for a bit of self-love, right?

Although bringing your BJ machine into the shower might seem like a stroke of genius, I can promise you no stroking will be going on underneath the surface. Remember, electric motors and water don’t mix well, as your lust-hazed mind might recall.

So, unless your blowjob machine is explicitly labeled as waterproof, keep it away from any aquatic adventures. If you don’t, you’ll be risking the kind of jolt that’s far from enjoyable.

Bountiful Brands Are All the Rage

In the world of sex toys, a tried-and-true motto prevails: choose a blowjob machine as carefully as you’d choose a partner. Let me simplify it – be picky, because you shouldn’t be sticking your prick into just any hole.

What does that mean in practical terms? Well, you need to look for machines made by reputable brands with raving reviews. So, don’t go fishing for shady deals and cheap toys that might leave you with more trouble than pleasure. Stick to the big guns for your own big gun instead, and you’ll be golden.

Staying Safe: Richard’s Blowjob Machine Hygiene Rulebook

Now, onto the second order of business – hygiene. Like any other toy in your treasure chest, blowjob machines can turn into nasty little hazards. Think about it – you add lube to them, and then apply even more yourself – things are bound to get messy!

And don’t even get me started on the sleeve materials. Silicone, rubber, and all those other delights sure feel amazing, but they’re also magnets for bacteria and moisture.

Mix that with a variety of different lube types, sloppy cleanup, and improper storage, and you’ve got a recipe for disaster. And I’m not just talking bad smells and sleeves that need vigorous scrubbing!

Nah, I’m talking infections, STIs, and a bunch of other pesky conditions that you won’t be able to dodge.

Worry not, though, because I’m here to give you the lowdown on keeping your sucker squeaky clean and safe.

“Blowjob machines are like the finest wines – they get better with age, but only if you remember that in the world of hygiene, cleanliness reigns supreme!”

Clean Up Is Key

As essential as picking a good supplier is, it means zilch when you don’t actually clean the toy regularly. And by regularly, I mean after every single use.

Yeah, yeah, it’s a hassle. Trust me, there’s probably nothing I’d like to do less after blowing the biggest load of my life – but I also want my chopper to stay attached the next time I slide it into the chamber of secrets. So, regular (and meticulous!) cleaning is essential.

How do you do it? Well, it all depends on the toy! Most have detachable sleeves that you can easily take out and wash. Others are wide enough so you can get in there and clean every sneaky corner.

As for what you can use, I always say that simplicity is key. So, warm water and some mild antibacterial soap will get the job done every time.

Solo Play Only

Sharing might be caring in most aspects of life, but when it comes to sex toys, it’s a whole different ball game. Think about it: would you share your toothbrush with your roommate? I sure as hell hope not!

Well, just think of sex toys as our downstairs toothbrushes. They’re intimate, personal, and not for communal use – and that especially goes for blowjob machines.

Sharing BJ machines isn’t just gross – it’s a one-way ticket to a whole host of bacterial and viral infections that’ll have you begging for sweet relief – in the worst way possible. Not to mention, you could also catch an STD!

Here are just a few of the nasties you could catch by sharing:

• Herpes
• Hepatitis
• HIV/AIDS and STDs
• Syphilis
• Gonorrhea

So, find other ways to make your roommate happy (trust me, there are plenty!), and leave your favorite toy out of it.

Storage Is Sacred

Picture this: you’ve just had a blast with your machine, cleaned it, and now it’s time to bid it adieu until your next rendezvous. (so, like, a few hours)

Where does it go then? Tossed into a random drawer with your receipts, plastic bags, and mismatched socks? No sir, not on Richard’s watch!

Storing your toy properly isn’t just about hiding it from prying eyes. Nuh-huh. It’s also about keeping those sneaky bacteria at bay – and they love warm, tight spaces almost as much as our peckers do.

The solution? Use the storage bag provided by the manufacturer, wrap that baby up real nice, and stash it in a cool, dark, and dry spot. Do this every time you’re all sated, and it’ll keep making you happy for a long time to come.

Final Thoughts: Safe Strokes for Happy Folks

And there you have it, my adventurous pleasure-seekers! Now you know the ins and outs of blowjob machine safety.

While it’s true that these buzzy beauties can lead to some raunchy adventures, you shouldn’t forget the age-old saying – with great power comes great responsibility.

By choosing a great supplier, keeping your sucker clean, and storing it properly, you can enjoy all the thrills without any spills. Whether you’re a curious newbie or a seasoned pro, always remember to keep it clean, keep it safe – and, most important of all – keep it buzzing!

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