Last Update: September 29, 2023
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How To Empty Your Balls And Make Your Cock Smile: Lovense Max 2 Review!
Prostate Can’t-Wait! The Lelo Loki Wave 2 Review
“No butt stuff!”, a young Zoomer fan of my work once said (yes, folks, I have fans). And I understand her position – not everyone enjoys anal play. After all, it takes some getting used to, and if you do it wrong, it can hurt like hell. But to us gentlemen, as well as ladies, ... Read more
Feel the Stars Align: FeelStars Review
I take it as a personal challenge to go places no Turbodick has gone before, and today that means diving deep into the wonders of pornstar-inspired toys that are just waiting to rock your world. In this FeelStars review, I’ll be your trusty guide as we explore the ins and outs of these pleasure-inducing gadgets, ... Read more
Perfection Comes in Threes: Lelo Tor 3 Review
And we’re here again, ready and willing, to do some sex toy reviews. Now, the sharp-eyed among you have spotted the title and seen the product in question. There must have been a thought or two crossing your mind, something along the lines of Oh, he’s doing another cock ring? And yes, you are, indeed, ... Read more
Auburn Sex Doll Review: Redheads Do It Better
For most of my adult life, I have been fascinated with those petite and innocent college girls who are just starting to learn their way around a dick or two. Call me a nasty pervert, but I sometimes like to fantasize about being the teacher. Well, I just want to use my magnum dong to ... Read more
Other Reviews from Lovense
Lovense Max 2 & Nora Review: Uncover Space-Defying Orgasms
Greetings, my insatiable readers! Get ready for a wild ride as we delve deep into my spicy, tantalizing Lovense Max 2 & Nora review. Yes, you heard that right. Today, we are in for a double treat, with toys that, when brought together, cater to every couple’s needs, regardless of the distance between them (literal ... Read more
Lovense Dolce Review: Embrace La Dolce Vita and Cum like a Queen!
I’ve been waiting for years to find a toy that can make me feel exactly like that moment when I had my first squirting orgasm and my eyes literally popped out the back of my head. I remember it oh so vividly! This one time at band camp, my pussy got palmed like a basketball. ... Read more
Take a Walk on the Wild Side: Lovense Ferri Review
What would it be like if all of us were cumming in public all day long? Obviously, the streets would be filled with a ton of moaning and screaming women with soiled panties. At the very least, we would all be walking around with huge grins on our faces! Seriously, if you want to take ... Read more
How I Won the Anal Game: Lovense Hush 2 Review
On some nights, I might run a relaxing herbal bath and read a spooky book, but most other times, all I’m really in the mood for are freaky sex games involving my tight anal hole. And if you know me, you know that I’ve been a hardcore butt slut for almost a decade. Quite literally, ... Read more
About: Richard Turbo
It’s turbo time! When he’s not shooting monster loads deep in Scarlett’s wet holes, Richard Turbo is testing out all kinds of blowjob machines, virgin-tight masturbators, app-controlled cock rings, and much more for you! He’ll help you find the best sex toy for men!