Last Update: June 26, 2023
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Meet Your New Boss: Lelo Hugo Review
Prostate Can’t-Wait! The Lelo Loki Wave 2 Review
“No butt stuff!”, a young Zoomer fan of my work once said (yes, folks, I have fans). And I understand her position – not everyone enjoys anal play. After all, it takes some getting used to, and if you do it wrong, it can hurt like hell. But to us gentlemen, as well as ladies, ... Read more
Feel the Stars Align: FeelStars Review
I take it as a personal challenge to go places no Turbodick has gone before, and today that means diving deep into the wonders of pornstar-inspired toys that are just waiting to rock your world. In this FeelStars review, I’ll be your trusty guide as we explore the ins and outs of these pleasure-inducing gadgets, ... Read more
Perfection Comes in Threes: Lelo Tor 3 Review
And we’re here again, ready and willing, to do some sex toy reviews. Now, the sharp-eyed among you have spotted the title and seen the product in question. There must have been a thought or two crossing your mind, something along the lines of Oh, he’s doing another cock ring? And yes, you are, indeed, ... Read more
Auburn Sex Doll Review: Redheads Do It Better
For most of my adult life, I have been fascinated with those petite and innocent college girls who are just starting to learn their way around a dick or two. Call me a nasty pervert, but I sometimes like to fantasize about being the teacher. Well, I just want to use my magnum dong to ... Read more
Other Reviews from Lelo
Lelo Mona 2 Review: High-End Luxury and Super Fast Orgasms – Because Your Pussy Deserves It!
We all know that vaginas and orgasms are wonderful, beautiful things. That’s why your sex toys deserve to look and feel fabulous too! Honey, if you truly want to level up in the stimulation department and reach the ultimate orgasm, this Lelo Mona 2 review is for you. After testing several Lelo toys and literally ... Read more
Lelo Ora 3 Review: Cunnilingus Like Never Before!
In the mood for some intense clit licking? Sweetie, if you’re here, you already know that it’s pretty hot to get your mango munched on by a warm, wet mouth. Sometimes, you just gotta sit back, spread the eagle, and have your partner feast on your vajayjay like the world’s about to end! However, what’s ... Read more
One Toy, Dual Pleasure: Lelo Enigma Review
Some girls think that having a strong G-spot orgasm is like winning the lottery. I can’t really blame them. Sometimes, it’s tough to get off, especially if your boyfriend is sporting a raging hard-on but he has no idea how your buttons operate… Also, even though we have thousands of sex toys at our disposal, ... Read more
Lelo Nea 2 Review: This Cute Little Fucker Made Me Cum Like A Queen!
Sometimes, there is such a thing as too much cock. Well, after sticking dozens of realistic veiny dildos and vibrators up my ass and pussy, I decided to give my holes a break and go for something a little bit more girly in this LELO Nea 2 review. Who says all sex toys have to ... Read more
About: Richard Turbo
It’s turbo time! When he’s not shooting monster loads deep in Scarlett’s wet holes, Richard Turbo is testing out all kinds of blowjob machines, virgin-tight masturbators, app-controlled cock rings, and much more for you! He’ll help you find the best sex toy for men!