I Now Have a Flair for Pleasure With Air: The Arcwave Ion Review

Ah, it has been a long while, hasn’t it? Did you all miss good, old Richard? My toys certainly didn’t; I’ve been a busy bro this fall, and many a good session was had with plenty of plastic pals. Well, some of them were silicone, others were ABS, and a few were stainless steel, but you get the picture. Among all of them, one toy, in particular, stood out so much that I had to write a review about it – a nice, long Arcwave Ion review, to be exact.

Now, I know some of you may be wondering, “Is he doing another masturbator? I figured he’d do a butt plug, or a cock ring, or something refreshing!”. All I have to say to that is: keep an eye out. There are some saucy reviews on the way. But for now, we focus on good old Arcwave and their precious little Ion. Get ready; I’m about to blow your mind.

Of Arcwave and Ion: What Have We Been Missing Out?

I’ve written about many masturbators before. Many, many masturbators. In fact, I’ve covered some of the best items that brands like Lovense, Lelo, and Kiiroo have to offer. Goddamn, those were the good times! I still feel a twitch or two just remembering them!

But the eagle-eyed among you will notice that I didn’t review any Arcwave products. Not for the lack of trying, mind you; after all, I did mention this specific product in my list of the best male masturbators earlier this year.

So why delay until now? Is Arcwave beneath all of those other brands? Has Richard been meaning to drop a critical review but simply didn’t have the bal–I mean, the heart to do it until this point?

The good news is that’s not the case. Arcwave Ion is a splendid toy, and I intend to give you the deets on why I think so. The better news is that the review is finally here, so there’s no need to wait. Like my firm manhood when spotting a fresh toy, let’s right into it!

First Impressions: This Thing BLOWS! (But, Y’know, in a Good Way…)

Observing the masturbator, you get the sense that you’ve seen this type before. And indeed, you probably have, as have I. Certain masturbators come with openings on both sides, letting the penis “breathe” mid-session. Closed-off masturbators can be tricky; if you have a hefty, lengthy boy down under, as I do, the tip will hit the top of the device non-stop. And depending on the speed of my movement, that can cause chafing or even blisters.

Luckily, despite its insertable length of only slightly above 3 inches (8.7 centimeters), both big and small penises can fit nicely inside. Add the sleek, debonair design to it, and you’ve got yourself a winner.

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What’s in the Box?

Lately, I’ve tried not to keep every single box that I receive, even if I like it. I’m running out of room for actual toys! Plus, Scarlett has also been shopping around, so we have to share what little space we’ve got (in more ways than one, wink, wink).

And so, with a heavy heart, I discarded the packaging of Arcwave Ion as soon as that shipment hit my front porch. And what I found inside was as follows:

• The masturbator itself
• The storage base used for charging and drying the device
• 10ml of Arcwave lube, courtesy of “pjur”
• A mini USB charging cable
• The manual
• Safety instructions.

Right off the bat, I spotted that the bottle of lube was its standard quantity, i.e., not enough for seasoned users like yours truly. Furthermore, the AC/DC adaptor was also not included, which was even specified in the manual. But other than that, everything seemed peachy.

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The Arcwave Ion Review Proper: Features That Stand Out

So, we have the toy, we have the added bits and bobs, but what else does it have to offer? Well, my dear lads (and lassies), here’s where Richard gets to recite an epic poem to this splendid pulsating apparatus. And boy, do I have a lot to say!

The Wind Beneath My Wing (or Rather, Dong)

Let’s start with the obvious – the patented Pleasure Air™ technology is most definitely Ion’s ace in the hole (both proverbial and literal). Right where the frenulum ought to be, a small section produces air and stimulates the hyper-sensitive Pacinian receptors. The stimulation, at least on paper, should result in more intense orgasms.

And it’s here that I have to applaud Arcwave. Originally, the Pleasure Air technology was developed for stimulating the clitoris (Scarlett can tell you more about that, hopefully in future reviews). That’s because the clitoris, unlike the shaft of the penis, contains many more Pacinian receptors, making it more sensitive. Therefore, Arcwave toys for women were incredibly successful. So, they asked themselves: how about we do that again, but for men?

I swear, if I could, I’d talk about this revolutionary tech for days, but you lot have your lives to return to, and I have many reviews to finish, including this one. Moving on!

Creativity is what keeps the sex toy industry going. Almost always, the most popular products will not be the ones with the most options, features, settings, or anything like that. If the product is creative enough and offers something never seen before, it will earn its keep among the regulars.

Insertion Intelligentsia

Smart Silence™ is the other vital ™ of this masturbator. So, here’s how it works. Ready? Here we go:

• Insert-y-penis? It stimulates
• No Insert-y-penis? It stays quiet and inert until insert-y-penis.

Highly scientific explanation, I know. But when a toy knows precisely when my member enters and when it leaves, I don’t complain. I engage.

It’s Never Immaterial to Pick Good Material

You can’t really go wrong with high-grade silicone, especially the CleanTech variant that Arcwave products use. Not only does it feel just right during usage, but it’s durable, stain-free, and incredibly easy to clean. And I wouldn’t have it any other way (unless that other way is a three-way, of course).

Oh, the Choices We Make…

The device comes with no less than 8 vibration modes. And as you well know, Richard loves intensity modes; the more, the better. The multitude of masturbators I’ve tried is a testament to my dedication.

Let’s Twist Again Like We Did Last Summer

Cleaning the Arcwave Ion is not particularly difficult, but that’s not the fun bit. It’s the way you access the silicone inside that’s creative. Once I was finished with the device, I merely had to twist the top at a 90-degree angle and pop it off. For a moment, the Ion looked like a nice, black, smooth little cross. Hehe, the “Ion cross”. Classic.

Anyway, this design quirk alone is, at least for me, worth the hefty price of the Arcwave Ion. But I know that it won’t be everyone’s cup of tea. This bad boy is costly, so be prepared to pay a pretty penny before using it.

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The Fun Part: Testing the Arcwave Ion

Well, this wouldn’t be much of an Arcwave Ion review if I didn’t test it out, now would it? Following the instructions laid out on the brand’s website, I applied some of the lewd liquid inside of the Ion and some on my Johnson. With a click of a button, we were on our way to cumtown.

This Thing BLOWS! (But, Y’know, Literally This Time)

I’ll admit, part of me was skeptical when it came to the claims that this masturbator will “bring out the same orgasm intensity that women have, but in men”. Boy, was I proven wrong! Even at the first intensity, which felt like the most sensual massage ever, my glans was ready to pop off. And bear in mind that I didn’t even masturbate manually, which is listed as an option. I let the air do all of the work, and in about 20ish, I was satisfied.

But my curiosity wasn’t.

Little by little, I kept cranking the dial to 8 while I was cranking one out. Words simply cannot describe the flood of sensations (and another kind of flood) that ensued. I almost howled! True, it did take a while for the item to charge, but nothing too terrible. Two hours is almost an industry standard at this point.

I Dare to Air in Pairs

Sadly, Scarlett and I only had time to briefly test the machine out together. However, I must say that it was breathtaking, especially considering she was the one who kept choosing the intensity level. Now, you know Scarlett – she loves to be daring, and I love her antics when she gets going. As brief as it was, it proved to me that, yes, Arcwave Ion is indeed an effective couples’ toy as well.

Final Verdict

Now that our little Arcwave Ion review is drawing to a close, it’s time I gave this beast its overall grade. The Arcwave Ion offers so much that even the flaws it has seem minor. I will definitely be using it again in the future, many more times, and I highly recommend you buy one and do the same. You will NOT be disappointed!

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