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¡AI, AI, AI, Me Gusta! The Autoblow AI Ultra Review

Richard Turner

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When something’s awesome, there’s no need to change it. I mean, they still make the Chevy Suburban, right? A design that hasn’t changed since 1935! Well, I feel the same way about decent sex toys. This Autoblow AI Ultra review is meant to prove precisely that point: an excellent original idea, only slightly improved, but with everything that made the original so damn great!

Now, is the AI Ultra better than its predecessor? Are there any flaws to it? Well, let’s get this show on the road, and you’ll find out.

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The Wonderful World of AI

Last year, I sunk my schlong into the AI +, and boy, it feels like ages ago! I even spelled AI differently. But here we are, with its inheritor. The proud progeny. The chip of the old sexual block.

Now, lots of people like to mock AI for a wide variety of reasons, some of which I also find funny. But when AI does things right, it’s a dream come true. Ever since the first artificial intelligence apps and websites started popping out, I was secretly hoping that someone would use the knowledge of this tech and apply it to the sex industry. And sure enough, Autoblow listened.

As I stated in my old review, the AI + is merely a continuation, another stage in the Autoblow AI catalog. And here we are, with another chunky blowjob machine at my fingertips. And, y’know, another tip of something.

So let’s see what we got with this one, shall we?

First Impressions: That’s a Heavy Fellow to HaIndle

I swear, sometimes I think my mailman hates me. Every time I order a bulky item, he looks at me funny. I doubt he knows that I order sex toys, but considering how often I get something hefty, his evil-eye stare keeps getting worse and worse.

Well, grumpy mailmen aside, I tore into my box to see the AI Ultra. The first stop? Compare it to the AI +. Size-wise, there was not that much difference. Both devices are stocky little beasts with plenty of room for my significant girth.

And that…is a mixed bag, to be honest. I understand that some blowjob machines have to be large, especially if they are packing what the AI Ultra is. But my hands go numb from holding such a massive device, and it’s not exactly going to stay still on my groin as I’m pounding it away. So yeah, it’s cool that the big shell can contain such a powerhouse, but if I have to get carpal tunnel from 20 minutes of self-pleasure, I’ll already be thinking of a different, lighter device.

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Lengthy UnpAIcking: What’s in the Box?

However, I’ll cover the performance aspect of the AI Ultra when we get to it. For now, let’s focus on the box itself. And oh lordy, is it ever a box. I don’t think I’ve ever saved an Autoblow box before since they are a little on the bland side. But luckily, they contain all the tools a masturbation connoisseur like myself requires:

The Autoblow device
The removable cable
A mouth-shaped sleeve.

This time, my device did not come with lube. Autoblow does offer its own lube as a separate purchase, and they even go as far as to recommend it to the customers as a related product. And while I appreciate that a brand thinks about the customer’s safety, I’m still a bit disappointed. The AI Ultra, or at least MY AI Ultra, came high and dry. If I weren’t a sex toy reviewer with lots of lube between Scarlett’s and my stashes, I’d even consider a different purchase.

Oh, and I should probably stress this point. Though the cable is removable, the device itself isn’t wireless. In other words, the cable needs to stay plugged in throughout the session, and that can be limiting. I don’t really like being limited. Scarlett knows.

💡 Pro Tip: It never hurts to be prepared. Before every session, I make sure to have several bottles of lube (different types, too), wet wipes, condoms, and proper cleaning products for each individual device I plan on using. Safety first.

The Autoblow AI Ultra Review: Covering the Features

“Most people think about the future as this grand, glamorous thing. I prefer thinking about it in the little things, the small joys of life that tech simply enhances a bit.”

Huh, I’ve been quite negative in these first few paragraphs, haven’t I? Lola would probably call me Mr. Grumpy Pants and wink me into positivity. But as I’ve stated earlier, I got the AI Ultra for a reason. I needed a device that would make me cum. A device that would cause my cock to shoot up faster and harder than it had throughout the year. And if the AI Ultra was anything like AI +, I knew I was in for a treat.

And oh boy, what a treat it was! Let me count the ways…

Play Right With AI

OK, so the whole point of AI Ultra is that it uses a set of learned motions that it got from multitudes of algorithms. It is meant to stroke my cock based on how the main software has “learned”. Imagine that! A computer, learning millions and millions of ways to suck a dick. I know what I’m investing in!

Multiple and Varied Options

Controlling the AI Ultra manually isn’t hard, or at least not as hard as I am when the sleeve is taking hold. The surface of the device has only four buttons. In order from top to bottom, they are: Pause, Up, Down, and Play. Now, I know that you, my readers, are incredibly clever, so there’s no need for me to explain what those buttons do.

What I will go into, however, is the range of AI Ultra. The device comes with 10 different speed settings, which is fine enough for such a cutting-edge device. Flipping between the speeds is as easy as pushing a button. And since my hands are already on the device due to its bulk, pushing said button is all the easier.

Gotta Love the SynchronizAItion!

What’s greater than a sex machine learning about pleasuring methods? A sex machine that doesn’t ever stop learning about pleasuring methods!

See, by analyzing other AI prompts, different porn videos, and input information, this BJ device will adapt and synchronize, mimicking the experience that it had just learned. The results will speak for themselves in a matter of minutes.

WAIt Just a Second: Both Voice AND Remote Control?!

Now, earlier I did say that the device isn’t wireless, making it a little limiting in terms of movement. But there is a glorious way in which the AI Ultra compensates for this flaw. Namely, it offers voice controls. I can choose up to six different commands and, when I feel like it, yell them at the device, and it will perform.

But it doesn’t stop there! The device also comes with remote app controls. Similarly to Lovense products, a long-distance partner can control the AI Ultra with a few taps of the button. A lovely lady from Fiji can stroke me in a matter of milliseconds and make me explode in pleasure. I can’t express enough how much I adore this aspect of the AI Ultra. It’s the best!

Cloud Library of Goodies

Naturally, with all of that data, the device can overflow, and not in a good way. Therefore, Autoblow offers plenty of cloud space for each user to store their favorite masturbation options. Once again, it’s modern tech that brings the best out of sex toys, and Richard loves every single bit of it.

✍️ Richard Recommends: Most Autoblow products perform well. But if you’re aiming for something a little less bulky with a solid option set, give Kiiroo Onyx+ a try.

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The Autoblow AI Ultra Review Proper: How It Went, How It Did

OK, so I’m all lubed up. The house is empty, and Marvin Gaye is on. Time to get the saucy part of the Autoblow AI Ultra review going, baby!

All By MAIself

Interestingly, Autoblow products don’t have adjustable lengths, girths, or anything like that. However, their devices can use different Autoblow sleeves, even interchangeably. Therefore, if you own two Autoblow AI devices and one breaks down, you can migrate its sleeves to the other one.

I have about three different sleeves for the AI+, so naturally, I tried them alongside the one I got with my AI Ultra. Slow speeds were the first, and after a test run, I floored it to speed 6. For a second, I forgot how powerful this beast can be, and already I had to focus on edging myself.

Luckily, the room was empty, so my verbal commands were clear. “Faster!”. And indeed, the AI Ultra sucked on me faster. “Switch speeds!”. Now, it was at speed #7. “Release!”. Well, to be frank, I was the one releasing first. The machine simply followed suit.

The library of different BJ techniques was so vast that I didn’t dare touch it yet. Instead, I fiddled with using porn to get the device to try new techniques. Aside from a minor lag or two, it worked like a charm! Soon, I felt like I was drilling Alura Jenson’s mouth.

Much to Scarlett’s Delight

Scarlett was away on a trip, visiting a friend. So, naturally, we used the opportunity for some long-distance fun. I’m sure I don’t have to tell you how often we like to make things unpredictable for each other. And she did just that. She would mercilessly switch between #2 and #8, #5 and #1 and then rapidly move onto #10. All of that, mind you, while randomly selecting BJ options from the cloud. I came so many times that I needed two towels later.

Pros

Powerful suction
Automated AI learning
Hands-free voice control
App-friendly and perfect for long distances
Durable and easy to clean
Interchangeable sleeves with other Autoblow devices.

Cons

Bulky and heavy for casual use
Cannot receive sleeves from other manufacturers
The price is huge when compared to other blowjob machines
Isn’t wireless or battery-powered.

Autoblow AI Ultra Compared With Other Blowjob Machines

	Autoblow AI Ultra	Zolo Roboblow	Kiiroo Onyx+	Svakom Sam Neo
features	Features an automated stroking mechanism that replicates the sensations of oral sex, offering a hands-free experience Users can adjust the speed and intensity of the stroking motions, allowing for a tailored experience that suits personal preferences The Autoblow is constructed from body-safe, non-toxic materials that ensure safety during use The controls are simple and intuitive, making it easy for users to navigate through different settings and customize their experience effortlessly The Autoblow is compatible with various interchangeable sleeves, allowing users to explore different textures and sensations for an enhanced experience	Features an automated stroking mechanism that simulates realistic movements, providing a hands-free experience that enhances pleasure and relaxation Users can customize the speed and intensity of the strokes, allowing for a personalized experience that suits individual preferences The device includes various vibration patterns, enabling users to explore different sensations The internal sleeve is made from soft, body-safe materials designed to mimic the feel of real skin The controls are intuitive and straightforward, making it easy for users to navigate through different settings and adjust the experience to their liking	The Onyx+ is equipped with interactive technology that allows it to sync with adult content, providing a more immersive experience that responds to what you’re watching The device features a motorized stroking mechanism that replicates the sensations of penetrative sex The Onyx+ can connect to the Kiiroo app, enabling remote control and interactive features that allow long-distance partners to engage in shared experiences The ergonomic shape of the Onyx+ fits comfortably in the hand, allowing for easy handling and maneuverability during use The Onyx+ can be paired with other Kiiroo devices, allowing for interactive experiences between partners	The Sam Neo can sync with adult content and other compatible devices, enhancing the immersive experience and making it suitable for interactive play Users can adjust the intensity and speed of both the vibrations and thrusting, allowing for a personalized experience The Sam Neo combines both vibrating and thrusting motions, offering a unique dual-action experience The Sam Neo is equipped with smart technology that allows for app control, enabling users to customize their experience remotely via the Svakom app The device features a soft and textured internal sleeve designed to mimic realistic sensations
price	From $219.95	From $345	From $239	From $130
users	184	90	124	14
our rating	4.8	4	4.3	3.5
power	Plug it into any electrical outlet	Plug it into any electrical outlet	USB Rechargeable	USB Rechargeable
material	Silicone & ABS	TPR, ABS Plastic	ABS, POM	ABS, TPE
waterproof	No	No	No	No
brand	Autoblow	Zolo	Kiiroo	Svakom
type	Artificial Intelligence BJ Robot	Deep throat simulator	Long distance play blowjob simulator	Tight fit blowjob masturabor
alergens	Latex-Free, Phthalate-Free	Phthalate-free - Porous	Phthalate-free - Porous	Phthalate-free - Porous
design	5	4	5	3.5
ease of use	4.5	4	4.5	3
orgasm	5	4.5	5	4
quality	5	4.5	5	4
noise	Loud	Very Loud	Moderate	Loud
ease of clean	Moderate	Challenging	Moderate	Challenging
warranty	30 days	1 year	1 year	2 years

The Autoblow AI Ultra Review: What’s the Final Verdict?

I’ll be brief here. The Autoblow AI Ultra is a spectacular device. Even with its flaws and bulkiness, it is definitely recommended, and I intend to use it many, many times in the future. And so should you!

👉 Name:	Autoblow AI Ultra
⚙️ Features:	10 different speed settings, interchangeable sleeves, smart AI learning, video synchronization, voice and app-controlled
📁 Type:	Male masturbator / Blowjob device
🛠️ Materials:	Body-grade silicone, body-safe ABS plastic

AI learning makes this machine very versatile 5

Despite being bulky, it’s a sturdy, durable device. 4

Voice and app activation make up for the dependence on the cable. 5

Easy to clean and maintain. 5

FAQ

No. It’s a cable-powered electric masturbation device, and getting water in it would cause a circuit failure.

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It depends on the product, the settings, and your own preferences.