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Jun/24/2022
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24 min read Discover the Best Penis Pumps in 2024 – Let’s Get This Party Pumpin’!
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My lady Scarlett and I are huge fans of pumping the gun, and I can tell you that penis pumps are a lot of fun and mischief. Basically, these bad boys pump penises (duh!) to engorge your erection and give you a boost. It’s sort of like pimping out a sports car to max out its performance!
I can already hear ya: “Dude, why would I blow up my schlong like it’s a balloon?!” Well, in all my years of pumping my junk, I can tell you that these cock enlargers are fantastic sex toys for all sorts of jizz-blasting adventures. So let me tell you all you need to know about dick enlargement pumps!
Editor’s Choice:
- Pros
- It’s so snappy! The entire unit is much simpler to use and assemble compared to other options on the market
- It works instantly and makes my dick throb harder than ever before
- You can use it while it’s being charged
- Cons
- Not waterproof
- There’s no XL version for guys with bigger dicks
- All of the wonderful simplicity comes at a cost: there’s only one setting that may or may not feel too intense for you depending on your preferences.
- Pros
- Extremely high quality!
- All the goodies are included in the box
- The included hand-pump makes all the difference
- Cons
- It was a bit too big for my dick
- Not for beginners
- The pressure could feel too strong for some guys
- Pros
- Equipped with 4 suction levels, manual mode and smart mode
- Easy to navigate and keeps consistent pressure during use
- The device provides both eye-popping pleasure and amazing results
- Cons
- The shipping price varies according to the location
- The instructions could be a bit more detailed
Top 10 Penis Pumps in 2024 - Get This Party Pumpin’!
Over the years, I’ve run into tons of devices that felt more like torture cages for my sensitive pickle. Also, I got ripped off and ticked off… Still, I persevered! After testing tons of enlargement pumps, I’ve rated my all-time favorites for your pleasure. So let me be your cock pumping hero today and show you 10 toe-curling and dick-hardening devices that pump it up harder than Schwarzenegger pumped iron!
Fleshpump
Easiest to Use
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200
I stand by the fact that Fleshpump is the ultimate tool in cock craftsmanship, making the manual hustle a thing of the past. I loved how this stud delivered seamless automatic pumping, letting me kick back while it worked its magic. And with two cushy donut sleeves, it was comfort and performance wrapped into one.
Also, Scarlett especially enjoyed the crystal-clear cylinder for its live-action viewing.
All in all, with consistent pressure for an even joyride and a no-fuss two-button system – pump and release – it’s a top pick. You’re getting a lot of bang for your buck here. We’re talking top-notch, no-messing-around kind of deal to jack up your jack.
- Material: ABS
- Power source: Rechargeable
- Total Length: 337 mm / 13.3 in
- Insertable Length: 188 mm / 7.4 in
- Opening: Neutral
- Pros
- It’s so snappy! The entire unit is much simpler to use and assemble compared to other options on the market
- It works instantly and makes my dick throb harder than ever before
- You can use it while it’s being charged
- Cons
- Not waterproof
- There’s no XL version for guys with bigger dicks
- All of the wonderful simplicity comes at a cost: there’s only one setting that may or may not feel too intense for you depending on your preferences.
❤️ What I liked
This pump is one of the simplest models I’ve ever tried. Getting it on and off always goes without a hitch, and my penis starts throbbing as soon as I slide in. I also appreciated how easy this toy is to assemble and put together. Compared to other options on the market, it’s a true breeze in every way.
💔 What I didn’t like
But hey, there’s a catch. It doesn’t mix well with H2O. Yep, you got it. For a fella like me who’s all about blending the grind with a bit of unwind, especially if it involves steaming up in the shower, finding out the Fleshpump throws in the towel when it meets water… well, that’s a real buzzkill.
🆚 Compared with other products
But how does it stack up against other, top pumps out there, the Bathmate HydroXtreme 11, for example? Unlike Fleshpump, you are free to take the Hydro 11 to showers, baths, and even pools if you dare. Basically, anything with water is a game.
Then there’s the VeDO. You get all the advantages of the automatic suction, but you also get to pay the rent for the month. Nifty, right?
All in all, the Fleshpump is simple and effective. It will get the job done and you won’t have to lift a hand to do it. But if you’re a hardcore aquatic type or you just don’t want to see all your hard-earned money spent on a penis pump, you might want to check out what the Bathmate and VeDO are offering. Each of these puppies has its own vibe, so it really boils down to what makes you tick when you’re on the hunt to elevate your play.
Bathmate Hydroxtreme 11
Best Quality
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This pump blends high-grade hydro tech with the freedom to switch between manual and electronic modes. It’ll be your loyal wingman in the quest for more impressive manhood. Its water-powered magic gives you that even pressure all around, making sure you’re getting a smooth ride whether you’re in the shower or making waves in the bath. It’s super adaptable, fitting right into your routine like it was meant to be there.
In my opinion, this toy is all about max comfort and killer results. It’s built like a spaceship, too, meaning you’re getting a tool that’s as serious about your gains as you are. I have been singing its praises ever since I tried it because of the real, measurable changes that don’t just vanish overnight. And that’s the kind of consistency and dependability I look for in my pump.
- Material: ABS
- Power source: Hand
- Fits sizes: 230 - 280 mm / 9 - 11 in
- Opening: Neutral
- Allergens: Phthalate-Free
- Pros
- Extremely high quality!
- All the goodies are included in the box
- The included hand-pump makes all the difference
- Cons
- It was a bit too big for my dick
- Not for beginners
- The pressure could feel too strong for some guys
❤️ What I liked
This Bathmate toy is made of premium materials and offers the most intense sensations. I’ve always found that combining manual and electronically powered pumping works best, and this model proved it without a doubt.
You’re in full control of the pumping process from the get-go, and the results start showing after only a few days of use. All the while, using the pump is super comfortable thanks to the special pads inserted into the base.
💔 What I didn’t like
Now, don’t get me wrong, this beast has muscles where you didn’t even know muscles could exist. But, it’s like walking into a party where you’re just a tad too short for the rollercoaster ride.
And then there’s the price tag – over $250! It’s like forking over cash for a high-end steak when you’re not sure you’re gonna leave full. Plus, for some of the fellas out there, the kind of suction this thing packs could send you into orbit when you were just aiming for a low Earth orbit.
🆚 Compared with other products
Now, lining it up next to the contenders, the Calexotics Optimum Series Smart Pump and the Doc Johnson Mega Cock Penis Pump, the Bathmate is like the Lamborghini of dick pumps with its water-fueled rocket power. The Calexotics plays the long game with battery life that just won’t quit but misses out on the Bathmate’s splashy waterworks that get you those smooth, even gains.
And the Doc? It’s your down-to-earth, budget-friendly manual ride, giving you control but without the Bathmate’s wham-bam-thank-you-ma’am package deal that comes with all the bells and whistles.
So, if you’re in the market for the luxury spa treatment that’ll have you singing in the rain (or the shower), HydroXtreme 11 is your ticket to the show. For the endurance-focused or the wallet-watchers, the Calexotics and Doc Johnson have got your back.
Autoblow SmartPump
Most Versatile
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118
What I liked most about the Autoblow SmartPump is that it’s loaded with options – manual for the hands-on vibe and smart settings for a high-tech thrill, all rounded out with four suction intensities. Made from tough ABS material, this pump is your sturdy sidekick in the quest for a mightier member, featuring an auto vacuum system that tunes into your desires like that one girl who knows just what you like. And since it’s powered by a rechargeable battery, you know it’s designed for the long haul.
For those on the hunt for a top-shelf, high-tech pump experience without draining the bank account, the Autoblow SmartPump is where it’s at.
- Material: ABS
- Power source: Rechargeable
- Special features: Seamless pumping experience
- Opening: Neutral
- Pros
- Equipped with 4 suction levels, manual mode and smart mode
- Easy to navigate and keeps consistent pressure during use
- The device provides both eye-popping pleasure and amazing results
- Cons
- The shipping price varies according to the location
- The instructions could be a bit more detailed
❤️ What I liked
When it comes to pump modes, no toy compares to this advanced offering from Autoblow. Manual, smart, with 4 different suction levels – you name it, and this bad boy will deliver it – and then some.
Although it’s quite advanced, this pump is still easy to navigate, assemble, and use. Also, it provides consistent pressure no matter how long you use it, so there’s no chance it won’t provide results.
This pump is also one of the most pleasurable ones I’ve tried. The intense sensations are incredible, and the build-up as you increase the pressure is nothing short of amazing.
💔 What I didn’t like
But, it’s not all smooth sailing. The shipping costs can swing wilder than a pendulum, depending on where you hang your hat, which can sting a bit when you’re tallying up the total hit to your wallet. And the manual? Let’s just say it’s more like a teaser trailer than the full-feature film, leaving you to piece together the plot on your own.
🆚 Compared with other products
Now, when you throw the Tracey Cox Edge Pump and the Pump Worx Max Precision Power Penis Pump into the mix, the Autoblow stands out like a techie in a room full of jocks. The Tracey Cox is your friendly neighborhood pump, perfect for the newbies on the block with its no-frills, gentle approach. It doesn’t quite pack the punch or the pizzazz of the SmartPump.
And the Pump Worx? It’s like the meticulous craftsman of pumps, giving you all the control with its manual precision but missing out on the high-tech hoopla and the variety of pleasures the SmartPump dishes out.
So, if you’re the type who likes their toys with a side of Silicon Valley and don’t mind navigating a bit of a learning curve (or a surprise in shipping fees), the Autoblow SmartPump is your kind of party.
Bathmate Hydroxtreme 7
Best Package Deal
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81
Let me tell you about the Bathmate HydroXtreme 7 from my own rollercoaster ride with it. I’ve called it the pumping monster, and I’ve called it a masterpiece. Why? It consists of the prem materials that make it so powerful and sturdy, I bet it will outlast me.
I’m also a huge fan of its wicked hydro pump technology. For the uninformed among you, that means it harnesses water to unleash a steady and powerful pressure. It was a breeze to use, and I’d recommend it to the pros who need something to keep them busy. Not to mention that it delivers a serious punch for your penny.
- Material: Hard Plastic / ABS
- Power source: Hand
- Waterproof: Submersible
- Canal diameter: 57 mm / 2.25 in
- Internal Length: 254 mm / 10 in
- Opening: Neutral
- Allergens: Phthalate-Free
- Pros
- Certified as safe for skin contact
- Enhances erection quality and stamina
- Simple and straightforward to use
- Even increase in penis size
- Cons
- Costly product and accessories yet efficient
- Requires regular use to maintain penis size
- Lacks discretion
❤️ What I liked
Most pumps come with a few essentials you need for everyday use. However, few come with every single product you may need to have a good time, and this is one of them.
From cleaning supplies to a handy shower strap, you’ll get everything you can (and can’t) think of. Even more importantly, you’ll be able to build stamina and see obvious enlargement within just a few days of regular use.
Speaking of use – I could not last more than 5 minutes at a time with this pump. The sensations and pressure are delicious, but keep in mind that it takes some getting used to.
💔 What I didn’t like
Now, I have to admit that this pump is not exactly cheap. And if you’re the kind of guy who’s not into the whole “pump it or lose it” mantra, having to stay on the grind to keep those gains might feel like a bit much. Plus, if you’re trying to keep your pumping on the DL, this thing’s about as subtle as a rock concert, which might not jive with the more private pumpers out there.
🆚 Compared with other products
Now, putting the HydroXtreme 7 side by side with its big brother, the HydroXtreme 11, is kinda like weighing a sleek sports car against a hulking monster truck. The 7? It’s made for regular-size Joes who are not afraid to pop some cash on a quality pump. The 11, on the flip side, is for the god’s favorites, the ones who already have a snake in their trousers, but are hungry for more.
But if you need something more high-tech, you can always ditch the HydroXtremes and go for toys like the Autoblow SmartPump. Both categories deliver results, but one feels like hitting the gym, while the other is more of a science expo kind of deal.
Tracey Cox Edge Pump
Most Beginner-Friendly
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73
If you want to try a pump without breaking the bank, this gadget is for you, man. It is as user-friendly as it gets, offering three levels of suction and a duo of attachments to fine-tune your ride. Function meets form in this beauty, making every pump session feel a bit more like a black-tie event. Trust me, it’s as good on the eyes as it is effective in action.
I also loved that this little number is crafted from skin-happy silicone and sturdy ABS, which means it’s built to last and keep things clean with its phthalate-free, splashproof design. It’s like having a personal trainer for your Johnson, promising rock-hard results and a boost in bedroom performance once you get the hang of it.
- Materials: Silicone & ABS
- Power source: Rechargeable
- Allergens: Phthalate-Free
- Waterproof: Splashproof
- Canal diameter: 38 mm / 1.5 in
- Internal Length: 190 mm / 7.5 in
- Opening: Neutral
- Pros
- Budget-friendly and great for beginners
- Enjoy long-lasting erections and better sexual performance
- The powerful suction has 3 levels and 2 attachments
- Cons
- A bit loud and not travel-sized
- Not suitable for those with a larger penis
❤️ What I liked
Looking for a pump that will introduce you to a world of enhanced performance and more intense pleasure? This Tracy Cox model is just what you need to get started.
With 3 suction levels and 2 attachments, you can fully customize the pumping experience to get the best results. Plus, you’ll have peace of mind throughout your sessions, thanks to the quick-release button at the bottom of the pump.
💔 What I didn’t like
The only issue is the size. If you’re more gifted down there, you’ll likely need a bigger model. Also, the pump gets a tad too loud, which can be a problem if you’re trying to be sneaky.
🆚 Compared with other products
On one side, you’ve got the Bathmate HydroXtreme 11, the big daddy of pumps, throwing down with water pressure like it’s nobody’s business. Then, sliding into the scene, we’ve got the Tracey Cox Edge Pump – think of it as the chill, approachable buddy who’s here to ease you into the pumping party. No frills, no spills, just adjustable suction to get your feet wet without drowning you in tech or emptying your pockets.
Now, when you toss the Autoblow SmartPump into the mix, with its fancy tech vibes and a menu of modes that sounds like a NASA launch sequence, the Edge Pump keeps it real with its simplicity. It’s all manual, baby, giving you the reins to your ride.
The Edge Pump and the Fleshpump are like two sides of the same coin, but spinning in different directions. With the Edge Pump, you’re in the driver’s seat, dialing in the suction to match your mood. The Fleshpump, though, it’s like cruise control for your cock – set it and forget it with its automatic system that does the heavy lifting for you, ideal for the dudes who’d rather not micromanage their member.
Calexotics Optimum Series Smart Pump
Most Durable
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60
I was in for a real treat with the dual-action pumping modes that let me switch from manual to smart auto like I was the captain of my own ship. Throw in the high-octane suction and a bonus masturbator sleeve for kicks, and you’ve got a recipe for a wild ride.
Oh, and should I mention the timer and the workout options? Yep, it’s a full-blown gym for your dick.
And the price? Seriously, for what you’re paying, the value is through the roof.
- Materials: Soft Plastic & ABS
- Power source: Rechargeable
- Allergens: Phthalate-Free
- Waterproof: No
- Canal diameter: 6 mm / 0.25 in
- Circumference: 203 mm / 8 in
- Length: 317 mm / 12.5 in
- Flexibility: Rigid
- Pros
- 12-hour battery life and durable construction
- The high-intensity suction and masturbator sleeve add-on create pleasurable experiences
- Includes a great variety of workouts, built-in timer, and quick release
- Cons
- The masturbator sleeve is not ideal for first-timers due to its intensity
- Not very intuitive to use and requires practice
❤️ What I liked
This pump has a battery life of about 12 hours on a single charge, the most of all the models I’ve tested. It’s also the most sturdy, as it’s built of premium materials and can sustain a lot of wear and tear.
The measuring gauge on the pump is a nice touch, as it allows you to track your progress in real time. To get the best results, you can combine manual and smart automatic pumping.
💔 What I didn’t like
I wish the pump were a bit more intuitive, though. I’m quite experienced, and it took me a bit to get the hang of it.
Also, for the new kids on the block, this pump’s like a spaceship with all its buttons and dials – exciting, sure, but a tad intimidating until you get the hang of flying it.
🆚 Compared with other products
Let’s see how it fares next to the Tracey Cox Edge Pump. The Edge Pump is a godsend for the pump freshmen – easy on the purse strings and a cinch to handle, packing just the right punch to spice up the journey. On the other hand, stepping up to the Calexotics Smart Pump is like hopping on a motorbike, decked out with all the goodies for those daring souls ready to zoom into the danger zone, boasting a beefier, tailor-made pumping adventure.
And then there’s the Bathmate HydroXtreme 7, chilling with its cool, effortless charm. If you’re someone who’s gotta have all the latest gadgets within arm’s reach, the Calexotics Smart Pump is practically shouting your name. But if you’re veering towards a more au naturel, uncomplicated pumping route, yearning for that ease and simplicity without skimping on quality outcomes, the HydroXtreme 7 is your surefire pick.
Doc Johnson Mega Cock Penis Pump
Most Flexible
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50
Let me tell you, this manual masterpiece puts the power right in your palm, letting you dial in the perfect level of intensity for your solo flight to the moon. It is as reliable as they come, delivering the goods session after session without a hiccup. It’s built to last, kind of like that old truck that keeps running no matter what.
Crafted from PVC, this pump is playing it safe with no latex or phthalates in sight, and it’s ready to dive into any wet and wild adventure, being totally waterproof.
And for that amount of money? Doc Johnson Mega Cock Penis Pump is a freaking steal!
- Material: PVC
- Power source: Hand
- Allergens: Latex-Free, Phthalate-Free
- Waterproof: Submersible
- Canal diameter: 38 mm / 1.5 in
- Internal Length: 178 mm / 7 in
- Opening: Neutral
- Pros
- Amazing pressure due to the stretch-to-fit ring and flexible material
- Offers quick and safe removal thanks to the air release button
- The pump is highly affordable yet has industrial strength
- Cons
- The size of the sleeve isn’t suitable for an erect 7″ penis
- The positioning of the release valve needs improvement
❤️ What I liked
Manual pumps require work, but this one definitely gives worthwhile results. Also, since the toy isn’t automated at all, you are in full control of the pumping process from beginning to end.
To ensure your safety, the manufacturer installed a quick-release button that you can press at any time to relieve the pressure inside the pump. I do wish the button was a bit easier to reach, though; that part definitely needs improving.
In the end, what really sells this pump is its flexibility. From the opening to the tip, it adds incredible pressure to the penis without causing pain.
💔 What I didn’t like
Now, this puppy comes in at a price that won’t make your wallet cry, but it’s got a couple of quirks. First off, it’s about as discreet as your deaf grandma – not exactly the choice for the fellas looking to keep their pumping on the down-low. And if you’re sporting more than 7 inches of love muscle, you might find this pump a tight squeeze, which kinda narrows down the guest list for this party.
🆚 Compared with other products
When you stack it up against the Autoblow SmartPump, we’re talking apples and high-tech oranges. The Doc Johnson pump is all about that old-school, manual action, giving you control over your pleasure without all the fancy gadgetry. It’s straight-up, no-magic-needed pumping that lets you feel every push and pull, perfect for those just dipping their toes into the pumping pool or the purists who like to keep it simple.
Now the lowdown on the Doc and the Bathmate HydroXtreme 7. If you’re after no-fuss efficiency, the Doc Johnson is your huckleberry. But if you’re in the market for something a bit more deluxe, with a side of hydro-powered comfort, the Bathmate HydroXtreme 7 is where it’s at. Different strokes for different folks, but either way, you’re winning.
VeDO Penis Pump
Best Automatic Pump
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40
This automatic powerhouse is here to show you what real power feels like. It made my top ten because of its snug, yet forgiving entry and a crystal-clear tube etched with measurements. This pump is a solid pick for those itching to jump into the deep end with an automatic model that’s all about strong suction and slick ease of use.
Of course, body-safe silicone and ABS plastic are a must for me these days because my dong’s ditching phthalates and embracing non-porosity.
All in all, if the value for price is what you’re after, VeDO Penis Pump is the one for you.
- Materials: Silicone, ABS Plastic
- Power source: Rechargeable
- Allergens: Phthalate-free - Non-porous
- Size: One size fits most
- Opening: Neutral
- Pros
- Includes a comfortable silicone ring and tight yet flexible opening
- The suction is fully automatic and comes with a quick-release button
- One of the most affordable pumps on the market
- Cons
- Beginners need a bit of practice to achieve the best results
❤️ What I liked
With pressure as high as 7.15 pounds of force per square inch, this pump is one of the strongest on the market. It has a tight but flexible opening, and the measuring info on the body helps you keep track of your progress.
The suction function is fully automatic, so you don’t have to put in any work. What you can do, though, is press the quick-release button if the pressure becomes too much.
💔 What I didn’t like
The only thing I’d improve is the battery life. As it is, it lasts way too short, especially considering the amount of time it takes to charge.
🆚 Compared with other products
Now, you’ve got the Bathmate HydroXtreme 11, right? This beast uses water to pump up your game, offering a whole different vibe with its manual mojo. It’s for the dudes who like to get hands-on with their hardware, controlling every push and pull. But here’s where the VeDO tries to edge in – it’s all about giving you a break from the manual labor with its automatic airs, making it a solid choice for the bros looking to upgrade from hand-cranked to hands-free without breaking the bank.
Then there’s the HydroXtreme 7, kind of the middle child with its own water-powered tricks up its sleeve. It’s packing the same splashy tech as its big bro but designed for the everyman, wrapping comfort and control into one neat package. It lets you tweak the pressure to just how you like it, making it a sweet spot for those who dig a personalized touch. Plus, it comes with all the goodies, so you’re getting the full VIP treatment.
So here’s the lowdown: if you’re all about that easy-breezy automatic life without needing to plan your sessions like a military operation, the VeDO’s got your back. But if you’re chasing that luxury wave with a side of custom control, and don’t mind getting your hands a little wet, the HydroXtreme 7 is your ticket to paradise.
Pump Worx Max Precision Power Penis Pump
Best Manual Pump
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30
Man, I just fell in love with the precision pressure gauge that let me play scientist with my schlong, complete with progress-tracking metrics – because who doesn’t love a good stat. It’s decked out with both US and Metric markings because, let’s face it, size matters on all fronts.
Made with PVC and keeping it latex-free for the sensitive-skinned warriors, this pump is a champ in and out of the water.
The real kicker? It comes loaded with a pleasure ring to amp up your session, plus all the accessories – lube, cleaner, and thickening cream – to keep you and your tool in tip-top shape.
- Material: PVC
- Power source: Hand
- Allergens: Latex-Free
- Waterproof: Submersible
- Canal diameter: 57 mm / 2.25 in
- Internal Length: 203 mm / 8 in
- Total Length: 228 mm / 9 in
- Opening: Neutral
- Pros
- Easy to use and includes both US and Metric graduations
- The pressure gauge allows you to keep track of the pressure on your penis
- Comes with a free cock ring, lubricant, cleaner, and thickening cream
- Cons
- Beginners need to practice keeping the pressure steady
❤️ What I liked
Although it’s quite advanced, this pump has intuitive features and controls that are easy to learn. You can use it to both build stamina and work on gradual enlargement.
My favorite feature is definitely the precision pressure gauge, which allows you to record the exact pressure on your penis. Besides that, you can also keep track of progress using the metrics on the side of the pump.
To prolong your pumping session – and to enjoy it even more – you can also add in the handy pleasure ring included in the package. It was a real game-changer for me!
💔 What I didn’t like
Now, this bad boy’s like a high-performance sports car – it’s got it all for the pros, but man, it can be a beast to handle. Dialing in that perfect pressure can feel more like rocket science than sexy time at first, with its fancy gauges and manual pump action making you work for those gains. It’s not exactly the plug-and-play type.
🆚 Compared with other products
Let’s see what happens when we throw the Fleshpump into the mix. This sucker is all about keeping it smooth and easy, with its automatic system doing the heavy lifting so you can sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride. It’s like cruising in a luxury sedan – sure, you might not get to shift the gears yourself, but sometimes it’s nice just to enjoy the journey without fussing over the map.
But here’s where it gets interesting – when you compare the Pump Worx with the Doc Johnson Mega Cock Pump. Pump Worx is a perfect high-tech buddy for the detail-obsessed dudes who want control over every pump. On the other hand, the Doc is the easy-going friend that’s all about getting straight to the point.
Calexotics Rechargeable Waterproof Penis Pump Kit
Best Shower Pump
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7
I swear this pump is a fortress of pleasure, marrying killer suction with top-notch enhancement features for sessions that’ll leave you grinning ear to ear. What I enjoyed most about it? The control’s a breeze with three suction speeds at the tip of your finger. Oh, and it has a cushy silicone donut to snug you right in.
Built like a tank with PS, ABS, silicone, and some shiny stainless steel for those charging bits, this pump made my top shelf in no time. Why, you ask? Because it’s cleaner than your Sunday best, ditching phthalates and staying non-porous for a guilt-free ride.
- Materials: PS (cylinder), ABS (controller), Silicone (buttons, sleeve), Stainless Steel (charging contacts)
- Power source: Rechargeable
- Allergens: Phthalate-free - Non-porous
- Opening: Neutral
- Measurements: 190 mm X 57.5 mm / 7.5 X 2.25 in
- Charging Time: Complete charge in 2.5 hours
- Usage Time: 160 minutes
- Pros
- Features a quick air-release button and 3 strong suction speeds
- Made from quality materials and includes a clear cylinder with universal measurements
- Easy-to-navigate push-controls, and has a removable silicone donut
- Cons
- Runs for only 180 minutes and takes 2.5 hours to fully charge
❤️ What I liked
Fully waterproof, this pump is an ideal pick for shower stamina sessions. The suction and performance enhancement are superb, and you can get pleasure and results at the same time.
The clear cylinder features universal measurements you can use to track progress. Also, the quick-release button is easy to reach and press, so you’re always in complete control of the pumping.
💔 What I didn’t like
Although it takes almost 3 hours to charge fully, the pump can barely last for 2 hours of use. This is my only complaint, since I believe that the overall quality should also be reflected in the battery life.
🆚 Compared with other products
Alright, you’ve got the Pump Worx Max Precision Power Penis Pump on one side, flexing its muscles with all that manual control and precision. It requires a bit more from the user, but oh boy, does it give you that tailored, hands-on experience. For those detail-oriented dudes who love to chart every inch of progress, Pump Worx is your go-to.
Then, sliding into the scene, you’ve got the Calexotics Kit, the easy rider of the pump world. Want to take your pumping adventures into the shower? Calexotics has got you covered, offering that slick flexibility to get your pump on wherever, whenever. It’s the pump for the modern man who values convenience but doesn’t want to compromise on a quality session.
Now, when you add the VeDO Penis Pump to this bunch, you’re looking at a bit of a battery-life conundrum. Sure, it’s got that sweet, sweet automatic operation, but if you’re mid-session and it fizzles out… well, talk about a mood killer. The Calexotics, though, with its ability to party in the shower, really stands out for those who like to mix a bit of water play into their routine. It’s like comparing a one-trick pony to a versatile showhorse.
Best Penis Pumps Compared
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Fleshpump
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Bathmate Hydroxtreme 11
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Autoblow SmartPump
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Bathmate Hydroxtreme 7
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Tracey Cox Edge Pump
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Calexotics Optimum Series Smart Pump
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Doc Johnson Mega Cock Penis Pump
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VeDO Penis Pump
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Pump Worx Max Precision Power Penis Pump
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Calexotics Rechargeable Waterproof Penis Pump Kit
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| users | 200 | 129 | 118 | 81 | 73 | 60 | 50 | 40 | 30 | 7 |
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| power | USB Rechargeable | Hand | USB Rechargeable | Hand | USB Rechargeable | USB Rechargeable | Hand | USB Rechargeable | Hand | USB Rechargeable |
| material | ABS | ABS | ABS | Hard Plastic / ABS | Silicone & ABS | Soft Plastic & ABS | PVC | Silicone, ABS Plastic | PVC | PS, ABS, Silicone, Stainless Steel |
| waterproof | No | Yes | No | Yes | Splashproof | No | Yes | No | Yes | Yes |
| brand | Fleshlight | Bathmate | Autoblow | Bathmate | Edge | Calexotics | Doc Johnson | VeDO | Pipedream | Calexotics |
| type | Automatic penis pump | Extreme penis pump | Erection pump | Water penis pump | Electric penis pump | Vacuum erection device | Penis pump sleeve | Erectile dysfunction pump | Vacuum constriction device | Automatic penis pump |
| alergens | Latex-Free | Phthalate-Free | Phthalate-Free | Phthalate-Free | Phthalate-Free | Phthalate-Free | Latex-Free, Phthalate-Free | Phthalate-free - Non-porous | Latex-Free | Phthalate-free - Non-porous |
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| noise | Moderate | Whisper Quiet | Loud | Whisper Quiet | Moderate | Very Loud | Whisper Quiet | Very Loud | Moderate | Loud |
| ease of clean | Moderate | Easy | Moderate | Easy | Moderate | Moderate | Challenging | Moderate | Challenging | Moderate |
| warranty | 1 Year | 2 Years | 30 Days | 2 Years | 1 Year | 1 Year | 1 Year | 1 Year | 90 Days | 1 Year |
Everything You Need to Know About Penis Pumps
Now that you’ve seen my top choices, let’s dive right into the meat of it all, and I’ll tell you what cock pumps are all about. Here, I want to take you through the entire process of finding, purchasing, using and maintaining your pump, and much more. That way, you’ll be able to find one that’s the best fit for your yogurt launcher. Plus, you’ll learn to use it for all kinds of kinky sexperiments.
Basically, cock pumps are not the easiest toys for beginners to get into, and that’s why I advise you not to do it alone! Luckily, I love using a penis pump to let my freak flag fly and I’m happy to help! For instance, You need to choose a quality pump that actually works and brings you intense pleasure. Also, you always need to be careful when inflating your manhood and pick only the best pumps for your skin.
But hold your horses, let’s first look over some of the main types of dick pumps:
Water Penis Pumps
If you’ve ever tried to choke the one-eyed snake in the shower, you know that warm water and a hard dong go together like peanut butter and jelly. Well, that’s what water cock pumps are all about.
Also known as hydro pumps, water penis pumps make use of water pressure to create a balanced pumping sensation. Water is known to be incredibly consistent under pressure, which is why it can create an even vacuum around the whole girth and length of your popsicle. That results in a balanced expansion, and it also eliminates some of the common issues of standard dick pumps, such as bruising (yup, it’s a thing, unfortunately).
Still, even though this type is my favorite when it comes to the actual sensation, things can definitely get messy. The biggest drawback here is, obviously, the water. If you don’t want to get water all over your bed, you should stick to only using this pump in the bathroom or shower. Ideally, be prepared to clean up a huge puddle of water (and hopefully some jizz, too) after your pumping sesh.
Air Penis Pumps
This is the OG penis pump. It was the first pumping device to blow up on the adult toy market, and it set the stage for new innovations, including hydro pumps like the Bathmate or the Penomet. Essentially, air penis pumps use air to create a vacuum in the chamber and temporarily enlarge your dingaling.
However, the main limitation of this type is the fact that air is inconsistent under pressure. Meaning, it creates an uneven vacuum. If you over-pump, your chub could experience some bruising or even bending. Luckily for you, most new air pumps come with a limiter or a pressure gauge to keep you safe from any injuries. Also, much like other toys that use air pumps (inflatable butt plugs, pussy pumps, etc.), they have a quick-release valve that allows for speedy deflation.
Electric Penis Pumps
Ah, the beauty of automatic sex toys! Electric penis pumps like the Autoblow SmartPump give you all the hands-free action you can get! You simply need to sit back, insert your flaccid manhood into the cylinder, and press a button. Then, watch as your willy turns into a monster! It’s alive!!!
Typically, an electric penis pump is battery-operated or USB-rechargeable, and you won’t need to plug it into an outlet. Moreover, they don’t have any hand pumps. Instead, you’ll get an LCD display.
Plus, while these are a great option for anyone who prefers hands-free operation, they’re also incredibly handy for anyone who isn’t physically able to squeeze or trigger a hand pump. And if you’re already thinking about an automatic penis pump for masturbation and pleasure, why not zero in on one that provides additional vibrating features?
But What Are Penis Enlargement Pumps Anyway?
Hear ye, hear ye! Penis enlargement pumps can be used for sexual pleasure and for medical purposes.
“Anyone with a meat stick can use a penis pump to turn their manhood into Godzilla! Indeed, if you have a dick: you can pump it!”
Originally, they were invented to assist people who suffer from erectile dysfunction (ED). They were seen as an alternative solution to viagra and were also marketed as size enhancers. But, they quickly became a staple in adult toy stores. Why? Well, some curious horndog out there found out that they are actually one of the most intense sex toys for masturbation and couple’s play.
And obviously, penis pumps are, well, pumps for your penis! They are also known by other names, including erection pumps or vacuum erection devices (VEDs).
Penis pumps consist of:
- A pumping chamber or cylinder that cups your knob
- A ring or seal that attaches to the bottom of it
- A hand-operated or battery-powered vacuum system that sucks the air out of the tube
And what does all that get you? Well, by sucking out air, the penis vacuum pump generates negative pressure. This pressure actually draws blood into the dick and expaaaaaaaaands it.
So What’s the Point?
Well, the whole point of penis enlargement pumps is to give you a bigger, harder erection and preserve it. From a medical perspective, VEDs are a highly effective and less expensive option compared to surgery, lotions, and drugs for ED patients. But as I said, you don’t need to have ED to use a penis pump. You can experiment with it solely for extended sexual pleasure and penile wellness!
Penis Vacuum Pumps Can Supercharge Your Hard-on!
Let’s proceed with what penis enlargement pumps can’t do, and that is to increase the size of your wang in the long term. These toys are often marketed as penis enlargers, but they are only a temporary solution. By increasing the blood flow, they will temporarily make your cock look larger and veinier than usual.
For example, your shaft and head will grow and “bulk up”, and you’ll be able to see even the tiniest vein on your blown-up boner.
However, aside from making your cock look like it’s on steroids, the swelling will also increase the sensations in the tiny penile tissue nerves. For me, everything just becomes so much better when I pump up. I can feel any kind of stimulation from touching, oral sex, or penetration get magnified by at least ten times! And not to mention how it feels to orgasm when you’re puffed up to your maximum capacity!
Basically, these toys will enhance the look and feel of your dick and turn it into something you’ve never seen before during solo play and sex.
How Are Enlargement Pumps Made?
By now, your horny ass can probably guess that penis enlargement pumps look completely different compared to other toys. They comprise various parts made of materials such as plastic or silicone.
In a standard air penis pump, the two most important parts are the plastic chamber for your penis and the actual pump. The penis vacuum pump is usually attached to the main cylinder via a flexible tube. It’s bulb-shaped, and it’s found on one end of the flexible tube. Typically, a pressure gauge will be attached to it.
On the other end, the flexible tube will join the top of the pumping chamber. However, another thing that’s needed to seal your knob inside is a soft silicone constriction ring or comfort pad. This ring fits around the bottom of the pumping cylinder.
Finally, you should always look for a quick-release valve. This is one of the most important features, as it enables you to quickly release the vacuum on-demand. Moreover, a quality pump should also have a vacuum limiter which prevents the pressure from becoming too strong.
Materials
Penis vacuum pumps are bulkier compared to other male sex toys, and they are not as portable. Most of them are made using robust materials (hard plastics) for the cylinders. On the other hand, the hand pump and the attached tube are typically crafted out of softer plastics or rubber. What’s more, the comfort pads/donut sleeves are almost always made of silicone or neoprene. These soft materials eliminate chafing.
When inserted, your wang will come into contact with the comfort pads and the inside of the pumping chamber. This is vastly different compared to sticking your junk into a pocket pussy or a blowjob machine, but you’ll still need to pay attention to the materials to make sure you’re buying a quality product.
Functionalities
While the basic penis vacuum pump design is relatively straightforward, many models come with additional features. If you prefer pimped-out toys with tons of extra options, modern electric pumps will be your best bet.
Here’s a rundown of some of the most important penis pump features:
Key Features of Electric Pumps
- Electronic pump LCD screen – Electronic penis pumps include an LCD screen that gives you a better overview of the action. You can use it to see the pressure level, battery level, etc.
- Hands-free – Electronic pumps also allow you to use them without manual operation. Just choose a preferred setting from the control panel and pump away!
- Selectable modes and intensities – Also, electronic enlargement pumps can offer various selectable modes and suction intensities. You can control them via buttons on the control panel and experiment with various pumping sensations.
- Vibrations – Vibrating types include a vibration mechanism that provides strong pulsations. You can even choose from various speeds and strengths!
- VR – Can you buy a penis pump with virtual reality capabilities? Unfortunately, while I would love to be able to connect a penis pump to my favorite porn and go crazy, it seems that this technology isn’t being implemented on these toy types. Still, you can have fun with them while popping on a VR headset or use it for kinky cam sessions with sexy models or even a long-distance partner.
Features You’ll See on Most Penis Enlargement Pumps
- Comfort pad – the comfort pad, i.e., the ring that goes around the bottom of the pumping chamber, is an incredibly important feature. It determines the comfort level and the sensations you’ll receive when you strap in.
- Waterproof – Most air and water pumps are resistant to water. This means you can take them in the shower and not worry about breaking them. However, electronic pumps may not be waterproof, but that will depend on the actual model.
- Penis pump sleeves, aka donut sleeves – These are tiny masturbation sleeves that you can slide over your johnson before you push it inside. They are made of soft and stretchy materials like silicone and often look like a basic stroker. Some even replicate the aesthetics of tight female holes. Then, you can pump up and jerk your engorged man cannon off with a fake pussy, asshole, or mouth!
Does Size Matter?
Listen up, young buck: unlike other sex toys like masturbators or cock sleeves, penis vacuum pumps require you to go balls deep. That is, you need to fit all of you inside in order for them to work properly. That’s why you’ll always need to pick the correct size. If you pick the wrong one, you won’t be able to get a tight seal, which means you won’t get any pressure, and the pump won’t work. So always measure your size and compare it to the pump you’re buying. The pumping cylinder should be a few inches longer than your actual size, but the donut sleeve has to fit your girth correctly.
How to Buy the Best Penis Pump
So why do you need me to tell you which vacuum erection device you should buy? Can’t you just stick your clam destroyer into the first pump you see and enjoy that sweet, sweet suction? Well, it’s not so simple.
While I’ve had some awesome times with dick pumps, I’ve also used some duds, which felt outright unpleasant. And yes, they can suck your balls in if you’re not careful, so watch out! Luckily, I’m here to take you through the entire process of buying a wang pump that actually works for you. Here, we’ll need to focus on:
- Choosing the best type for you
- Finding the right size
- Using it safely and responsibly
- Cleaning and maintaining it
- Having tons of dirty, dirty fun with your cock enlarger!
Crash Course: Dick Pumps
So how can a vacuum pump make your dick bigger? Well, you probably know how a regular erection works. Several factors (like seeing a pair of massive, oiled-up titties!) lead to arousal, which sends blood to your dong. Then, the blood pressure extends and contracts the erectile tissues. Basically, a penis pump uses a vacuum to start that process by force.
First, it creates an air-tight pocket when you slide your cock inside it. Then, as you pump it, you will create suction and a vacuum. The suction will push blood into the blood vessels in your schlong, and the vacuum will keep it inside. With just two to three pumps, you’ll experience the erection of your lifetime!
Of course, the effects are not permanent, and your hard-on could go away as soon as you push that release valve. But, if you want to take your pump off and use your massive wiener for sex or masturbation, you’ll need to add an additional constriction ring (cock ring) around the base of your penis. That will keep the blood from flowing out.
Why Should You Use a Penis Pump?
Are you looking to use your penis pump as a medical aid or as a new and highly kinky sex toy? As I explained, penis vacuum pumps are an effective non-drug solution for ED patients. They’re mainly recommended for those who are diagnosed with moderate ED and have no other underlying health conditions. Yet, if you want to use it purely for your dirty pleasure, let good ol’ Uncle Dick here break down some of the many reasons why this pump could become your new favorite toy.
Obviously, the first is the ability to get a swollen, throbbing erection that looks bigger than King Kong! This can boost your confidence, performance, and sensitivity. I love cock pumps because they make everything look and feel much bigger! This can be a dream come true during masturbation, foreplay, and sex alike. Oh, and I also love seeing the look on my lady Scarlett’s face when she pumps up my cock and gets ready to take it all in! It literally gets her so freaking wet and turns her into a semen-obsessed cock worshipper!
But hold up, I don’t want to cream my boxers for you here. What I’m getting at is that there’s a massive visual element to the whole thing, especially because the pump is a machine that doesn’t look like any other sex toy.
Aside from turning your cock into a rock-hard monster, there’s a big fetish-play aspect to it that many singles and couples will enjoy. That is, having your enlarged cock sealed off in a see-through pumping chamber could feel strangely arousing if you’re into it. It could pave the way to all sorts of dominance and submission fantasies, roleplay, prostate play, orgasm denial, and cock milking kinks, etc.
Is It Safe?
I’m not gonna lie: pumping up a cock is hard work (wink, wink).
You’ll have to learn how to operate it correctly to avoid some of the commonly associated side effects. The most typical issues you could experience are bruising, numbness, or skin discoloration. These symptoms are only temporary. They’ll go away after a day or two, but you’ll be able to avoid them if you use your pump safely.
For example, it’s common to experience bruising or discoloration on the shaft or the base. The way to avoid those problems is to use your device as instructed in the manual and only for a short amount of time.
Alternatively, you shouldn’t try a penis pump if you have a history of thrombosis, a blood disorder, or if you’re using blood-thinning medications. If you’re unsure about the potential issues, I suggest you visit a doctor. Yeah, talking to your family Doc about cock inflators could be awkward, but it could save you a lot of trouble.
Still, if you’re a responsible and healthy individual, you’ll be able to reap all of the orgasmic benefits of penis vacuum pumps without any serious consequences.
Which Type and Material Is Best for You?
Fortunately, the market for dick pumps is huge. You’ll truly have a lot of different toys to choose from!
You can pick the color and shape that you like the most, and you can also decide on which type you want to get. Water cock pumps are my favorite, but they are not exactly practical for beginners. If you truly want some liquid action, you’ll have to be prepared to get messy and clean up afterward.
However, if you don’t want a water pump, you could choose either a basic air pump or an automatic pump with various hands-free features. Regardless of the type, you should always pick a quality toy that looks like it’s made out of durable materials.
In this case, the materials won’t play such a huge role in terms of feeling, unlike other toys such as blowjob machines or sex dolls, where the materials are the most important. But, just remember that the pumping chamber should be made of robust plastic. You could look out for a well-made pump handle that provides a comfortable grip even if you’re using tons of lube.
Moreover, the donut sleeve should use a softer silicone or TPE material that feels comfortable on your goober. If you want to stay extra safe, make sure that most or all of the materials used are non-porous, phthalate-free, and hypoallergenic. All of those qualities will show you that the materials are 100% skin-safe and non-toxic.
How You Should Measure Yourself for a Penis Pump
Here’s where most dudes get confused. As with all sex toys, you won’t be able to send your penis vacuum pump back if it’s too big or too small. This could feel downright disappointing, but remember that it’s not the poor pump’s fault.
To find the best measurement for you, write the erect and flaccid measurements of your wang (length and girth). Simply take note of your (erect) circumference or girth. Then, find the cylinder width that’s closest to your circumference. For example, if your circumference is 4 inches, the recommended diameter is 1.5 inches.
What’s more, you should get the correct cylinder length. Most standard cylinder lengths begin at 8 inches and increase. The trick is to get a cylinder that is at least 2 to 3 inches longer than the length of your erect sausage. For instance, if you’re packing 5 or 6 inches of steel when erect, an 8- or 9-inch cylinder would be perfect.
Finally, some pumps can use labels such as L or XL to indicate that they can fit multiple sizes. If that’s the case, look into the from-to measurements to see which range will suit your member.
Thankfully, if you choose a quality penis vacuum pump from a reputable manufacturer, the sales pages or instruction manuals will give you all the info you need regarding the dimensions of your new toy.
Buying Your New Penis Pump
Okay, so you probably know by now that one does not simply walk into any random 7-Eleven and ask for a penis pump!
The best way to buy penis pumps discreetly is through online retailers. That way, you’ll get the privacy you deserve, and you won’t have to worry about anyone judging you.
Of course, buying a penis pump should be a completely normal thing by today’s standards. And when you buy online, the penis vacuum pump will be delivered to you in a discrete, unlabeled shipping box to avoid prying eyes.
What’s In the Box?
So what happens when your brand new penis pump finally gets there? Well, inside the shipping box, you’ll see another box, which is actually the original packaging of the toy. Some manufacturers even go full Steve Jobs on their package and create elaborate designs to proudly show off their products. Surely, this isn’t as exciting as what you’ll actually see inside the box, but it’s a great indicator of a quality product.
Moreover, keep an eye out for any extras that you could find in the box. Penis vacuum pumps could come with tons of accessories and goodies, and it’s always a nice surprise when you get something for free. That could include different donut sleeves, cleaning/polishing cloths, a storage pouch, a bottle brush for cleaning, and even complimentary lube.
Things to Look for Before Buying
Let me make it even easier for you and tell you exactly what you should focus on:
- Buy your toy from a reputable brand.
- Inspect user reviews to see what other guys thought of the penis pump.
- Check your health to see if it will be safe to use one.
- Check out the measurements to find the best fit.
- Look into any extra features that you may enjoy.
Things to Avoid
And here are some things you should stay away from:
- Avoid all kinds of scammers and fake sites.
- Don’t buy a cheap or unbranded penis pump.
- Get to know the risks before using one and learn how to avoid them.
Dos and Don’ts of Buying Penis Pumps
And if you weren’t paying attention, here’s a list of dos and don’ts:
Do
- Pick the product that appeals to you.
- Stock up on other sex toys and use them together with your pump. That could include butt plugs, vibrators, prostate massagers, cock rings, or even ass/pussy masturbators that I had so much fun with in my previous review, etc.).
- Be prepared to use lots and lots of lube (more on this later)!
Don’ts
- Buy the first pump you see just because you’re as horny as a young rabbit.
- Choose the wrong size!
- Buy your toy purely based on looks. You should also focus on its features, practicality, cleaning options, materials, etc.
Tips on Using, Cleaning, and Storing Your Penis Pumps
Alright: I guess I know what you’re thinking: “So, Mr. Turbo, how do I actually use a penis pump? Do I just push my junk inside and pump away until I make my unicorn smile?” Hell no!
How to Use Your Pump Correctly
As I said, it’s not all plug-and-play, and there are some risks that you could face if you’re not careful. Here’s what you should do:
Trim or Shave Your Pubes
This first step is actually quite important because it will help with the seal. It will also minimize any awkward tugging or pulling sensations. If you have a full bush between the cylinder and your genitals, it could get itchy or feel uncomfortable when you turn the suction on. So the fewer pubic hairs, the better!
Lube is Your Friend
A quality lubricant is the most important. You’ll need to rub it all over the base of your Schwanz (i.e., the entire pubic area and not just your cockatoo).
Not only will the lube amplify the sensations it will also create a seal between your skin and the cylinder. Plus, you should put some lube on the end of the cylinder.
It’s also important to use the correct type of lubricant. That will depend on the material your vacuum device is made of. If it has silicone or TPE components, you should only use water-based lube. If not, you could even use aloe vera gel, K-Y jelly, oil-based lube, etc. Your best bet is to read the instructions to see which lube works the best for your toy.
Pump Up the Jam!
Obviously, the next step is to put your twinkie in the little pee-pee hole and start pumping. But, as I said, there are various different types of pumping mechanisms. That includes battery-powered and hand-powered devices. That’s why you should test your penis enlargement pump out on its own to see how it operates and get a better handle on the pumping and release mechanism. It’s not going to end well if you forget how to turn off your automatic pump!
When you figure out the pumping mechanism, the next step is crucial: Take. It. Easy! You should calm down and go slowly to see how your penis is responding to the vacuum. Depending on the device, your cock will get hard after 30 seconds to 2 or 3 minutes. If you notice any pain or any other weird sensations, just trigger the release and leave the enlargement pump for another day.
Release
To push the air back into the pump and remove the device safely, just press the included release valve. Again, this will also differ based on the unit you buy. So, inspect the instruction manual to see how to operate the release valve correctly. Usually, it will “deflate” your schlong in a few seconds. Then, you can safely remove the pump.
Put a Ring on It!
No, I don’t want to talk you into marrying your penis pump. What I’m saying here is that you can use a cock ring immediately after taking the pump off! You can also put it on before you start pumping, but that’s up to you. Regardless, this is the best way to prolong the throbbing effect of the pump! It will keep your rooster hard for ages, and you’ll be able to use your freshly pumped cock for tons of bedroom debauchery.
But, a fair warning here: you shouldn’t use your penis pump for more than 20 minutes. You can re-pump every 5 minutes to strengthen the suction. But, after 20 minutes, just remove the pump. Additionally, if you’re going to use a c-ring, don’t leave it on for more than 30 minutes.
Cleaning and Storage
And what happens when you’re all done and worn out from all the jizzing? You’ll need to clean your pump in and out to avoid any bacteria or mold buildups! Let me take you through my method:
- Separate the cylinder from the pump system.
- Soak the cylinder in warm soapy water.
- Don’t submerge the pump system if it has electronics, as these are easily damaged.
- When you take out the cylinder, you can scrub it with a soft bottle brush to clean any tiny details.
- Also, wash the support rings, but try to be gentle to avoid any damage.
After that, you can leave your device to air dry, or you can pat it down with a dry cloth. If you’re not using the device, try to repeat this cleaning process every week or so. What’s more, never, ever pop your penis pump into your dishwasher!
Finally, when your pump is clean and dry, you can store it. Try not to leave it in the open or put it in a box with a bunch of other sex toys. I’ve had the best results with a large ziplock bag or a plastic container.
Penis Pumps Industry Overview
And how about a little overview of the history and future of vacuum erection devices? Let’s do it!
So When Did It All Begin?
Vacuum constriction devices were first invented by American physician John King in 1874. King was a doctor who constructed the vacuum pump as one of the earliest treatment options for erectile dysfunction. He created a glass exhauster that was able to produce a vacuum and create an instant artificial erection. Unfortunately, King couldn’t come up with a way to preserve the erection once the pump was taken off. But, in 1917, a German doctor named Otto Laderer thought of the brilliant idea to use a constriction ring.
Even though Laderer patented the idea as his own, it wasn’t until the 1960s when a Geddins Osbon, a Georgian, entrepreneur finally brought the device to the mainstream. Osbon personally guaranteed that his device would be able to work for over 20 years without failure. Finally, in 1982 a commercially manufactured VCD received FDA approval and hit the market.
It took a while until the world of medicine accepted the device as a legit treatment for ED. But in the world of sex toys, the penis pump blew up, and the rest is history. During the 1980s and 1990s adult toy boom, millions of sex-positive horndogs and cock-craving females were figuring out the joys of vacuum pumps for men. Today, there are hundreds of commercially available dong pumps, and it seems that there’s still room for innovation.
The Future of Pumping Your Poodle
Currently, you’ll be able to find all kinds of dick pumps, from robot-like milking devices to pumps that look like a tight vagina or anus. As I said, there are tons of features you can play around with, including vibration and even remote control. Here, some of my favorite brands are Bathmate, Lovehoney, CalExotics, Penomet, and Fleshlight (the Fleshpump is seriously awesome!). One of the best devices I’ve tried was the Optimum Series Automatic Pump (customizable pumping exercise regimens!!!) and the Autoblow SmartPump.
However, I think that other sex toys like automatic masturbators, blowjob robots, and AI sex dolls are hogging some attention away from dick pumps. While cock pumps are incredible toys, I would like to see some next-gen features implemented on them. That includes VR or AI capabilities. Wouldn’t it be nice to get a device that could pump your wang automatically while also stroking it in various patterns and speeds? And what if you could link it up to your favorite VR porn to immerse yourself in kinky 3D pumping action?
I would definitely pay good money for all that, but for now, you can focus on what’s available. So don’t wait any longer to order your new penis pump! Just slide in, pump away, and watch as your wee-wee transforms into a rock-hard monster!
FAQ
To sum up, let’s cover some of the most frequently asked Q’s regarding dick pumps:
It’s easy to lose yourself in all the pleasure and pump away once or twice a day. I want to warn you not to do this if you’re a beginner or intermediate user. Pumping that often is not safe. Instead, try to limit your pumping session to two to four times per week. Also, don’t pump more than once a day. And most importantly, don’t do it for longer than 20 to 30 minutes.
Absolutely! While the whole point is to create a pumped-up and supercharged erection, you can also jerk off with a vacuum pump for men or even use a vibrator on your balls to make your cock explode. It’s perfectly okay to jizz inside your penis pump. In fact, it’s nearly encouraged if you want to try some fetish play and get milked without using your hands. Still, remember that blowing a massive load inside your penis enlargement pump will require thorough cleaning afterward.
While it’s safe to use a penis enlargement pump with a pierced or even uncircumcised penis, penile implants could cause problems. Piercings will not cause any interference during the pumping, but using a pump with a penile implant is extremely dangerous.
While penis pumps are always marketed as cock enlargers, their effect on you will depend on what you use them for and how often. The most visible long-term effect is that they’ll boost your stamina in bed. But when it comes to size, it’s actually hard to tell. Some frequent pumpers can notice a small increase in length and girth (about 1 to 2 inches). Also, it will take one to six months to see these results, but that will also depend on your initial size, frequency of use, the device itself, and your lifestyle choices.
No, a penis enlargement pump will not and should not feel painful. If you use it correctly, you’ll feel a special type of pressure as your penis gets bigger and bigger. You could experience a slight pinch of the skin around your cock and balls, though. What’s more, if you don’t pay attention, you could encounter some issues. Namely, the incorrect use of penis pumps or a poorly fitting device could result in temporary bruising, numbness, or redness.
As mentioned, you shouldn’t use them if you have a penile implant. Plus, they are not recommended for people who have a history of blood clotting (thrombosis) or a blood disorder. You should also avoid them if you are taking any blood-thinning medicine.
If you haven’t gotten a regular checkup in a while, or you are unsure if you’re healthy enough to use a dick pump, it’s totally acceptable to visit your doctor. Your doctor can inspect you to see if everything is okay and if a penis pump would be a good choice for you.
