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Good Vibes or Goodbyes? The Vibrator Sensitivity Conundrum
Stashing Your Sassy Toys: The Sexy Storage Guide You Didn’t Know You Needed
Hey there, you sultry deviants! Ever found yourself fumbling under the bed, only to pull out a dusty, lint-covered vibe when you’re really in the mood? Talk about a buzzkill! Now, darling, while the floor may have seen its fair share of action, that doesn’t mean it’s the best spot for your pleasure treasures. So, ... Read more
Lay Low, My Lewd Ally. The Most Popular Sex Toy Hiding Places
You’re back to your Lola, darlings! Oh, I knew you’d come back; I just knew it! You can’t hide from me forever, you sexy little rascals, you. Wink. And with that smooth transition, let’s talk about hiding your sex toys. I remember being young and exploring my body, and sometimes I needed a little help. ... Read more
Get Steamy, Not Melty: The Ultimate Guide To Boiling Silicone Toys
Hey, you sexy beasts! Lola Lovegood here, your Queen of Sluts and all things wonderfully dirty. So, you’ve got a silicone toy that’s seen more action than a motel room on prom night, huh? Well, darling, you’re in for a treat – or should I say, your toy is about to get a steamy little ... Read more
How Long Can You Leave a Butt Plug In? A Guide to Rear Entry Entertainment
Lola’s back, babies! That’s what an eager partner says when they are referring to my rear end, with a butt plug safely wedged inside. Wink. That same partner would often ask, “How long can you leave a butt plug in?” with an extra “Doesn’t it hurt?”. Now, you lovelies know full well how much the ... Read more
The Art of Edging: Teasing Till You’re Pleasingly Pleased!
Darlings, have you ever danced dangerously close to that tantalizing tipping point, only to be yanked back, breathless and craving another go? And no, I ain’t gabbing about that devilishly tempting chocolate treat you eyed the other night. We’re venturing into the sizzling realm of edging – a seductive shimmy and shuffle that promises to ... Read more
Swiped Right, Left Hanging? Why They Keep Rescheduling on You
Hey there, lovebirds! Navigating the modern dating scene is kinda like hunting for that perfect sex toy. The chase, the tingling anticipation – whether that’s for a ping in your DMs or, well, some other vibrations. But dang, what’s up with these dates flaking out like some dime-store battery toy? Is the universe throwing shade, ... Read more
Rev Up Those Engines, Baby! Lola’s Useful Tips for Car Sex
Mmm, that’s it, baby. Slide it in. Oh, as hard as steel! Yeah, such a turn-on… You know how to turn that car on with that hard key you just slid in, darling; that’s a fact! Wink. OK, that was a bit of silly pun fun. But in all honesty, my sweetlings, combining the raw ... Read more
Nuh-uh, Honey! 12 Things That Are Instant Turn-Offs for Women
Sweet kittens, welcome to Lola’s little lair of lewdness! And I know why you’re all here. You know that your Lola knows her way around the sensual embrace. You’re here because you want my two cents on the subject of sex and sexuality. And I’m happy to oblige! In more ways than one, even. Wink. ... Read more
Dry Spell Dilemmas: How Going Sans-Sex Impacts Your Body
Oh, darlings, gather ’round for a tale of the unimaginable: a time my glorious crate of kinks stayed sealed for far longer than I ever thought possible. It all started during a wild game of spin-the-bottle (yup, at my age!) that surprisingly didn’t end in bed. I mean, who knew that trying to uncork a ... Read more
From the Surface to the Core: Mastering Anal Depth Like a Pro!
Well, hello there, you naughty kittens! Your Queen’s back again with a saucy topic that’s bound to tickle more than just your fancy. Now, I’ve always been the kind of girl who likes to push things to the deep end (wink), and let me tell you: there’s something to be said about the joys I’ve ... Read more
Are You Sleeping With a Sexy Sociopath? 5 Signs to Watch Out For
Hey, sexy beasts! Now, you’re probably wondering, “Lola, you’re the connoisseur of kink, the sultana of sex toys; why the hell are you diving into the psyche?“. Well, sugar, sometimes you gotta check out the control center of your partner’s joystick, you know? That’s why today we’re delving deep – like girthy dildo deep – ... Read more
Clit-iquette 101: Your No-Fail Guide to Clit Sucking!
Well, hello again, you naughty pleasure seekers! Ready to unravel the mystery that’s got everyone’s tongues wagging – or should I say, tongue-tied? Ah, the illustrious clit! Some call it the holy grail of female pleasure, while others treat it like it’s the Bermuda Triangle. Lost, much? If so, don’t worry, sweet cheeks; I’m here ... Read more
About: Lola Lovegood
She’s a modern, sex-positive woman who is all about pleasure, exploring the world of sexuality, and discovering the limits of her holes. Nothing is too kinky or taboo for Lola - she loves all toys. After all, she’s the Queen of the sluts - and that’s not a self-proclaimed title.