Toys Gone Genderless: Unleash the Joy With Gender-Neutral Sex Toys

Gather ’round, my insatiable sexplores, ’cause Lola’s got a juicy piece of news for you. Remember our bedroom dwellers who pay their rent in earth-shattering orgasms? Well, these bad boys and girls are now going genderless.

If you ask me, this change is so overdue, even the fossils are saying, Finally! But here we are – lustful witnesses of the history in the making. At long last, all people, no matter their gender or how they identify, can find the perfect pal for adult playtime. Lo and behold, they are gender–neutral sex toys and they are here for everyone!

Bedroom Beddies Going Genderless

For ages, we could play with either dolls or cars, depending on what we’re packing between our legs. When we grew up, they told us that even sex toys have genders – his and hers. By that logic, all those who didn’t fit into the traditional roles couldn’t join the party of pleasure and perviness.

But no more, my dearest diverse dumplings, ‘cause today, we can all have some well-deserved below-the-belt action (or above-the-belt, if you prefer). Yes, darlings, more and more crafty toy makers are recognizing the importance of offering battery-powered people-pleasers that, indeed, please all people.

“When it comes to sex toys, genders don’t matter. What matters is we are all humans seeking pleasure, faced with the common enemy – unremitting, havoc-wreaking horniness!”

His and Hers are So Passé!

Traditionally, all the toys are divided into two lackluster categories – for him and for her! To add to that, some shops sport a couples’ section. But what about all those honeybuns who identify as neither he nor she and are not part of a couple?

Fret not, marshmallow, ‘cause many shops of all things sensual have let go of the outdated labels and, instead, divided the toys by type, like vibrators, butt plugs, strap-ons and so on. Thanks to that, we can all finally stop trying to fit into the gender roles and start focusing on how (and where) to fit in those naughty gadgets.

Muted Hues are the New Pink

Once upon a time, many vibrators looked like a flamboyant flamingo. Oh, yes, honey! I’m talking about the blazing magenta blast in the ladies’ section of toy stores. Although this story started like a fairytale, many folks who don’t want a hyper-feminine sexy sidekick find it nightmarish.

Luckily, another shift in the alluring art of toy-making is the color. Specifically, muted hues are replacing traditional gendered coloring (like the above-mentioned flaming flamingos). Thanks to this simple change, we can finally let go of that pink is for girls and blue is for boys hogwash. Pleasure is for humans and so are sex toys – no further questions, I rest my case!

Amorphous Toys to Soothe Body Dysmorphia

Expectedly, many personal joy-bringers resemble human genitalia. Don’t get me wrong, there’s nothing wrong with dongs and vajayjays! However, many people don’t enjoy toys that look like they belong at a reproductive organ museum.

That’s exactly why brands have begun molding our frisky friends into amorphous shapes that look like nothing in particular. With these formless blobs of joy, everyone can enjoy some ménage à moi with no risk of triggering body dysmorphia. Ooh la la!

Simple Is Sexy!

Similarly, more toys are created with minimal shapes to cater to all genders and identities. But don’t let the tame design fool you, honey. Despite their simplicity, there’s nothing boring about these universal gadgets. If anything, that’s what makes them oh-so-good.

These sneaky little investigators will help you discover all the secret sweet spots that your body is hiding. Perfect for teasing penises, clits, nips and all other zones of pleasure, they’ll bring joy to transgender, cisgender and non-binary people alike!

Sassy Essentials for a Gender-Neutral Treasure Chest

At last, let’s get down to business. What genderless gadgets are a must for your kinky collection? You’re free to explore for yourself, but if you don’t know where to start, worry not! Your girl Lola will lay out the gotta-have and can’t-do-withouts. Here we go!

Wands for All

First up, there’s your good old magic wand. I know what you’re thinking – they’ve been around for ages. But think about it; vibes aren’t reserved for G-spots. In fact, you can use these vibing veterans inside and out for a thorough, thrilling session. Just get creative and let that buzzing baddie roam free all over your body!

Bootylicious Bliss

You know what, honey? All humans, regardless of gender, are blessed with a bootylicious back alley. As a result, we could all use some back-door action.

So, if a bit of posterior probing sounds like your cup of tea, look into anal gadgets. Butt plugs, anal beads and tushy vibes are only some of your choices. Remember, folks, our buttholes don’t discriminate. They are wide open, waiting for all pleasures to come their way!

Multiply the Fun With Multi-Vibes

Here are your sexy chameleons, ready to adapt to all your desires. Fancy some nipple action? They’ve got you covered. Need a bit of clit or shaft stimulation? Absolutely!

These toys are designed to do it all in various positions – solo or in company. If they do look a bit unconventional, it’s only because they sport all sorts of parts to reach all your tickly parts.

Finger-Lickin’ Good Vibrators

You know what all humans have? Erogenous zones. Hopefully, most of them have fingers, too. Well, with finger vibes, that’s all you need. These freaky little friskers will help you perform a full-body inspection on yourself or your bae. Once you start fingering and fumbling, your only thought will be Finger-lickin’ good!

Get Cracking With Egg Vibes

Not to be the one to egg you on, but sweetheart, these gizmos are so versatile that they’ll cover all your bases. Whether you’re looking for some anal play, clit, or G-spot stimulation, or you want to give your shaft and balls some good buzz, vibro eggs will take care of it all, leaving you in an absolute state of bliss!

A Conclusion Without a Gender

They say love is a battlefield. Let me tell you, sugarplum, the only battle going on in the lovely sex-toy arena is between you and constant horniness. With gender-neutral gadgets taking over the scene, we are all equal and well-equipped in the fight against the common enemy – randiness that won’t quit.

So, no matter where you find yourself on the vast spectrum of genders, choose your wieldy weapon and keep conquering new frontiers of mind-blowing pleasure. Here’s to the win!

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