Wear It, Lick It, Taste It: Delectable Flavors of Edible Underwear

As it turns out, two lovely entrepreneurs, David Sanderson and Lee Brady, thought it would be cool to turn the phrase ‘eat my shorts’ into reality. So, they got busy. Swiftly, they grabbed some edible film and licorice and crafted their brainchild – ’Candypants’.

Let me tell you, honey, these two didn’t have high expectations at all. They intended ‘Candypants’ to be a hilarious gift for bridal showers and similar affairs. But what do you know – the god of sex favors the brave and inventive.

Soon enough, their candy underwear became insanely popular, making the inventive duo insanely rich, and – the rest is history.

Fifty Flavors of Edible Underwear

Honey, edible lingerie is like a dessert, but with a sexy twist. And just like after-dinner delicacies, our sweet wearables come in all shapes and forms, with countless flavors. Care to have a bite?

Sweet, Sweet Panties

Sugar, edible panties are just like your regular undergarments, only much sweeter. You can choose between candy thongs or crotchless gummy undies. There are all sorts of flavors, too: peach, strawberry, watermelon – you name it!

Candy Cock Rings

Want to buy your love baguette a nice cock ring? Then, a candy ring may be just what you need. It’s like a hug for your member, giving it that extra power and stamina. Plus, your bae will love licking and sucking it. It’s a win-win!

Bonbon Bra

It may not offer much support for your ta-tas, but an edible bra will give your boudoir frolics a sizzling twist. Just put it on, and let your bae lick it until they get a sugar high. Honey, it’ll be the hottest nipple action you’ve ever had.

Candy Cuffs

Do you like to get a bit rough between the good ol’ sheets? If you don’t mind my naughty suggestion, why not try it with candy handcuffs? Sure, they aren’t all that sturdy. Still, those babes are kinky as hell. And the liberation? It’ll feel sweeter than ever!

Tasty Tassels

They swing, and they jive – off your nips. Just like regular ones, candy tassels make everything more exciting. At the same time, these naughty little numbers will turn your nipples into a feast. All you need to do is stick these babes on and let your partner go wild on them until you go ooh lala!

Naughty Pasties

Although I’m far from picky (wink, wink), edible pasties are my absolute favorite. They’re like stickers, tiny and colorful, but instead of a scrapbook, you stick them onto your privates.

You can choose from various designs, ranging from cute to kinky. And they’re so simple to use. Just peel the pasty off the foil, paste it onto your lover’s nips, dong, or wherever you please, and – munch away.

Pervy Play Paints

Imagine your whole body is a canvas, and your lover is a naughty artist. It’s not exactly underwear, but it serves the same purpose. Edible body paints come in various flavors and invite you to get playful with colors and, of course, you’re bae’s sexy bod. First, you paint it, then you lick it. Yes, please!

Table Manners: Sexy Edition

Before you can savor the flavor, we need to talk about some basic table etiquette. No worries, sugar, it’s nothing complicated. In fact, I’d say the following ground rules are a piece of cake!

Squeaky Clean Skin

Maybe I’m being Miss Obvious here, but it’s got to be said – wash up before getting down and dirty with candy undies. After all, when you’re eating a dessert, you want a clean plate, right? In this case, your whole body is the plate, so make sure it’s spotless.

Afterglow Rinse

Unless you like having ants in your pants – literally – take a shower after playing with sexy edibles. It’s not just because of ants, either. With a quick clean-up, you’ll avoid all that sticky sweetness oozing where you definitely don’t want it to.

Fresh Munchies Only

Honey, treat your edible underwear like any food. In other words, keep it in its package until you’re ready to use it. Also, check the shelf life. If it’s expired, chuck it and get a new one. Trust me, you don’t want your sexy time to end with a tummy tantrum.

No Internal Tours

Another thing you don’t want is candy in your coochie, or other orifices for that matter. It’s only for your mouth. If you go stuffing your holes with sweets, the only thing that you’ll achieve is a yeast infection, and honey, few things in life are a bigger buzzkill.

Ingredient Inspection

When you’re putting something in your mouth, you’ve got to be sure it won’t bite you in the tushy. So, if you have allergies, food intolerances, or health conditions, scour that ingredient list. If you spot anything suspish, dump those edibles like an ex who forgot your birthday! At the end of the day, it’s always better to go without dessert than end up in the ER.

The Final Chew on Edible Lingerie

At last, it’s time to wrap up this delicious divination and unwrap your candy wearables. As you can see, these mouthwatering marvels are a perfect way to turn our naughty bedroom antics into a full-on sugar-coated extravaganza.

Is your inner cookie monster growling for a treat? Then, slip into your snackiest attire and embrace the sweeter side of life. Ciao!

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