Last Update: June 26, 2023
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This Pussy And Ass Is Yours For The Taking! Blush Novelties X5 Roxanna Review
Prostate Can’t-Wait! The Lelo Loki Wave 2 Review
“No butt stuff!”, a young Zoomer fan of my work once said (yes, folks, I have fans). And I understand her position – not everyone enjoys anal play. After all, it takes some getting used to, and if you do it wrong, it can hurt like hell. But to us gentlemen, as well as ladies, ... Read more
Feel the Stars Align: FeelStars Review
I take it as a personal challenge to go places no Turbodick has gone before, and today that means diving deep into the wonders of pornstar-inspired toys that are just waiting to rock your world. In this FeelStars review, I’ll be your trusty guide as we explore the ins and outs of these pleasure-inducing gadgets, ... Read more
Perfection Comes in Threes: Lelo Tor 3 Review
And we’re here again, ready and willing, to do some sex toy reviews. Now, the sharp-eyed among you have spotted the title and seen the product in question. There must have been a thought or two crossing your mind, something along the lines of Oh, he’s doing another cock ring? And yes, you are, indeed, ... Read more
Auburn Sex Doll Review: Redheads Do It Better
For most of my adult life, I have been fascinated with those petite and innocent college girls who are just starting to learn their way around a dick or two. Call me a nasty pervert, but I sometimes like to fantasize about being the teacher. Well, I just want to use my magnum dong to ... Read more
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Blush Novelties Dr. Murphy Review: Balls-Deep BBC Fuckfest!
A few nights ago, I was feeling a little under the weather. The only thing that could save me was a big black dick! It was definitely time to get some pussy therapy and I think I picked just the right tool for the job. Later, I found out that I do indeed have a ... Read more
About: Richard Turbo
It’s turbo time! When he’s not shooting monster loads deep in Scarlett’s wet holes, Richard Turbo is testing out all kinds of blowjob machines, virgin-tight masturbators, app-controlled cock rings, and much more for you! He’ll help you find the best sex toy for men!