Harness the Fun: Steamy Tips for Strap-On Virgos

Hello, my cheeky explorers! Step right up to the wild ride of strap-on play, where your imagination isn’t just the limit – it’s the starting line. Picture it as the bedroom’s merry-go-round but with more thrills and way less clothes. It’s a world of tantalizing ups, dizzying downs, and those oh-so-satisfying shrieks of joy.

Are you a wide-eyed rookie or a hotshot strap-on ace? Either way, snatch up your harness, arm yourself with a wink and a giggle, and maybe a pillow for the afterparty – we’re about to delve deep into the saucy secrets of strap-on ecstasy!

First Base: Let’s Talk Strap-Ons

Alright, lovelies, let’s get down to business – or rather, let’s get it up for business! Thinking about strapping one on for the first time can feel like being at a high school dance, all awkward and unsure where to put your hands. But fear not! This isn’t your grandma’s square dance.

First off, let’s shatter the biggest myth: strap-on play isn’t just for certain types of couples. It’s a pleasure party, and everyone’s invited! Yes, even you in the back, looking all shy and curious.

Remember, it’s like trying sushi for the first time – it might look intimidating, but once you get a taste, you might just find a new favorite. So, unclench those cheeks, grab your curiosity (and maybe a glass of wine), and let’s smooth out those initial wrinkles.

Picking Your Pleasure Tools: Not Your Average Shopping Spree

Welcome to the strap-on aisle! Now, selecting your first strap-on is like finding the perfect pair of jeans: it must fit just right and make your butt look fabulous.

First Tip: Size Does Matter

Your first strap-on does not have to be the fiercest of them all, hun. At this point, it’s more about comfort than going for the gold in the ‘Olympics of Ouch’.

Second Tip: Choose the One That Screams You

Think about what tickles your fancy and maybe your other parts. Are you into the realistic look, or is neon pink more your style? Remember, this isn’t a magic wand – though, with the right moves, it might feel like one.

Third Tip: Body-Safe Materials

Silicone is like the little black dress of sex toys – sleek, versatile, and always in style. But if you’re feeling adventurous, there are more options than flavors at an ice cream parlor.

Fourth Tip: Don’t Forget the Harness!

You want one that hugs your hips like a lover, not one that’s going to do a Houdini and disappear in the heat of the moment. And for those who want to keep their hands free for…other activities, might I suggest a remote-controlled strap-on? It’s like having a naughty secret, only you’re in on it.

Dirty Talk or Heart-to-Heart? Both, Please!

Alright, sexy beasts, let’s talk about talking. Yes, I mean the chit-chat that happens outside the sheets (or sometimes tangled in them). Communication in strap-on play is like the spice in your pumpkin latte – without it, things can get pretty bland. So, let’s mix in some sweet talk with our naughty whispers.

First off, consent is the sexiest word in the bedroom. So, make sure your partner is as excited about this ride as you are. Discuss your desires and boundaries. It’s okay to say, “Hey, I’m curious about trying this, but slow and steady wins my race“.

Now, during the act, keep the lines open. A simple “How does this feel?“. can be as steamy as any dirty talk.

Virgin Voyage: Navigating Your First Strap-On Experience

Ahoy, strap-on rookies! Ready to set sail on the S.S. Saucy for your first dip into these deliciously naughty waters? Fasten your harnesses because Captain Lola is here to steer you through this spicy odyssey with tips that sizzle more than your momma’s chili.

Let’s Chat About Lube

There’s only one rule: the slippier, the better. Without it, things can get dry and, well, less than thrilling. Go for a lube that’s as smooth as your best pick-up line and as gentle as your grandma’s love. You want to slide, not stick!

Gear Up

Picking the right size is like choosing shoes for a night out – sure, those 6-inch heels look hot, but can you walk in them without doing a faceplant? Size matters, sweeties, but let’s not overestimate our appetites on the first date.

And the Rhythm – Oh, the Rhythm!

Start slow, like a seductive tango. After all, you’re not hammering in a nail. So, find a tempo that makes your toes curl and your heart race.

Enjoy!

Now, remember, it’s okay to laugh when things get goofy. This isn’t an audition for the next big erotic blockbuster. It’s real life, where the outtakes are often the best part. So, buckle up, slather on that lube, and take the plunge!

“In the world of strap-on play, every night’s a party, and the dress code is nothing but your boldness and a dash of daring – so come as you are, and leave as a legend!”

Level Up: From Novice to Strap-On Ninja

Are you ready to graduate from strap-on apprentices to masterful bedroom ninjas? First on our naughty syllabus: the art of angles. It’s not geometry, sweeties, but it’s just as crucial.

1. ‘Lusty Lean‘

Get your partner on their back, hips lifted, like they’re reaching for a naughty nirvana. Aim high, my loves – we’re shooting for the stars, or at least those toe-curling climaxes that feel like supernovas.

2. ‘Twist and Shout‘

Yes, there will be shouting, but the good kind. As you thrust, add a cheeky twist – it’s like stirring a cocktail, only the cocktail is your night, and the stirrer is… well, you get the picture.

3. ‘Reverse Rodeo‘

Picture this: your partner’s lap is the bull, and you’re the champion rider facing the tail. Hold on tight because this ride offers views and thrills that’ll have you yeehawing in ecstasy.

4. ‘Ninja Nirvana‘

Imagine the missionary, but with an acrobatic twist. Legs up, my daring acrobats – we’re talking skyward! Dive in like you’re searching for the lost city of pleasure. Who knows what dazzling delights you’ll uncover?

So, my adventurous love-ninjas, remember: practice makes perfect, patience is sexy, and laughter is the best lubricant. Dive into these moves with a giggle and a wiggle, and you might just stumble upon your new go-to position!

Post-Play Bliss: Keeping It Sexy and Safe

Time for the saucy but crucial world of post-play etiquette. First up, toy cleanliness – it’s hotter than a steamy shower scene. Treat those pleasure gadgets like royalty; give them a bath before and after they’ve done their royal duties.

Next, aftercare – the cuddle after the rumble. Whether it’s a snug embrace or some flirty pillow talk, aftercare is the sweet, tender kiss after a wild tango. It’s ensuring that everyone walks away with their hair tousled, a glow in their cheeks, and a spring in their step (or a delightful wobble).

Remember, the sexiest thing you can adorn yourself with is consideration – for yourself and your partner. Keep it steamy, keep it dreamy, and always, always keep it gleaming. Cheers to strutting out of that bedroom feeling like a million bucks with memories that are just as rich!

Riding Off Into the Sunset

Well, my saucy stallions and sultry mares, we’ve reached the end of our strap-on rodeo. As we ride off into the sunset, remember: this is just the beginning of your wildly exhilarating escapades. Embrace these new adventures with a wiggle in your hips and a naughty twinkle in your eye.

Whether you’re the one strapping it on or the lucky star receiving the galaxy of pleasures, keep exploring, keep enjoying, and most importantly, keep it sizzling hot. So go ahead, unleash your inner sex cowboy, and giddy up into the horizon of endless pleasure. Yeehaw, and happy trails!

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