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Strap-On-Me Strapless Strap-On Review: Just Get Up And Ride

Lola Bernard

I'm Lola “Lovegood” Bernard, a certified Sexuality & Relationship Coach passionate about playful, inclusive pleasure. My work’s been featured here, here and here. Learn more about me or follow me on X.

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Let’s get one thing straight (unlike myself) – I loooooooove pegging. But do you know what I don’t love? A wonky-ass harness paired up with a bad dildo. Yes, not all dildos were created equal. If you’ve ever used a classical strap-on, you KNOW how annoying the harnesses can get. Nine out of ten times, there’s something wrong with it. Sometimes, the material is annoying and causes weird rashes from the thrusting. Sometimes, the whole harness feels wobbly and just doesn’t fit right, no matter what you do. Here comes the answer to my prayers and your prayers, too. Let’s get into the Strap-On-Me strapless strap-on review and why it’s worth the hype.

Don’t you just hate getting your thrust on, just to feel the harness slowly sliding off of your hips or completely off of your ass? Nobody likes the “thrust-thrust-wait, pause-thrust-thrust-wait…” Once the fun starts, I don’t want to stop or pause, baby. That’s just how I roll.

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Discover A Whole New World: The Strap-On-Me Strapless Strap-On Review

I’ve had my fair share of experience with harnesses that were just, simply, overall bad quality. And if there’s one thing that I can’t stand, it’s having to feel like Cinderella when buying a strap-on, wondering if the fucking glass slipper is finally going to fit. After a few years of being a self-proclaimed strap-on queen, I do have to admit I started to get slightly bored from the pegging and strapping with no pleasure pay-off for me.

Being the penetrator is fun and all, but God damn it, I want to feel something happening in my pussy, too! Or in the words of Lady Gaga, I wanna take a ride on the disco stick, too! Now, that’s where the Strap-On-Me strapless strap-on comes in and changes the game.

Queue the sound of angels singing. The moment it entered my vagina, it was an instant hit (and you’ll see why later). For me, for him, for her – for all of us.

Harness? No, Thanks – My Pussy Got This

Of course, that wasn’t my first rodeo using a strapless strap-on. But sadly, most of them don’t give you a good grip, if you know what I mean. With all the lube and sweat, they often slip out and what’s the point in having a wonky strapless strap? Just FYI, my pelvic floor muscles are strong as fuck, so it’s definitely not my vag, but rather the shape/design or heaviness of the strapless sex toys that I tried before this one.

Strap-On-Me Strapless Strap-On Side View

Strap-On-Me Strapless Strap-On Vibrators

In this Strap-On-Me strapless strap-on review, you’ll quickly see why all parties involved will be riding the disco stick to the land of “Ooooooooh”. With this magical toy, you’ll (both) feel love at first insert. Let’s break it down.

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Ain’t No Ordinary Strap

A good dildo goes a long way. A good vibrating double-ended strap with three motors, three speeds, three patterns and a wireless remote? Now, that gets you to Jupiter and back.

First things first, the looks of the Strap-On-Me strap-on. It’s black, thick and beautiful. When the package arrived, I was honestly extremely excited to try it out both on myself and on a play buddy. It was great for masturbation, but the remote has a range of 5 meters. I had to test that, too. It was even more fun with my play partner all the way in the kitchen while I was in the bedroom, shaking – just with the help of a click on the remote. My play partners loved having a sense of control, as well as hearing my moans and screams.

Features:

Material: Silicone
Waterproof: Submersible
Circumference: 4.5 inches
Insertable Length: 6.5 inches
Length: 10 inches
Controlled by remote
Three motors with three patterns and three speeds
Rechargeable

Wearer or Pegger: How Does It Feel

Sometimes, I order a sex toy in a rush or in other words, in my horny daze. In those moments, I completely forget to check which material the toy is made from. I made the mistake of using rubber dildos, which left my pussy itchy and on antibiotics. Mistakes were made, but lessons were also definitely learned. When I was experimenting and playing with it, for this Strap-On-Me strapless strap-on review, I was so relieved to see that the toy is made from silicone.

It’s simply the best material for a strap-on or dildo. It’s non-porous, rarely (if ever) causes allergic reactions, feels fucking good and it’s super easy to clean. If you take care of your precious silicone strap-ons and dildos, they can pretty much last forever. Some gals also love the feeling of a glass dildo, but if you’re into pegging and strapping it on, it might not be the best choice. So, silicone all the way, baby!

Lube, Lube, Baby

Well, unless we’re talking about lube. Only water-based lubes are getting near my vajayjay and the same should go for you. Silicone lubes can cause all kinds of icky stuff to happen to your lady bits, but these lubes can also break down silicone toys. Let me say it loud and clear: DO NOT USE silicone-based lubes when strapping on this bad boy.

This strapless strap-on has a great hand feel; silky, smooth and has just the right density. It also feels great from both sides in your asshole or pussy. My pegging partner is also nodding his head in agreement. I don’t know how else to describe it, but as soft yet not too soft, combined with the perfect amount of thickness and density.

The Strap-On-Me strap-on is submersible, but do not throw it in the dishwasher to clean it. Don’t even think about boiling it because then the vibrating magic strap just turns into a plain-ass dildo. Some good old water and soap will clean up even the dirtiest and kinkiest messes.

Deep Inside, Deep Deep Down Inside

Personally, I’m a sucker for clitoral stimulation. I mean, what’s an orgasm without some clit action? I wouldn’t be able to do justice for this Strap-On-Me strapless strap-on review if I didn’t mention what it can do to the clit. The toy has three different motors that you can have full control over with the wireless remote. One is on the smaller side of the double-ended strap, the second one is at the end of the shaft of the other side of the strap and the third motor is the one that will make your clit purr.

My playing partners and I had a sextastic time exploring all three different speeds and patterns. And let me tell you right now: I’ve never ever had an orgasm like that while pegging my little play pal. Thanks to combining the different patterns and speeds on the different motors, “Honey, I’m cuming!” just got a whole new meaning for me and my play partners. You can also use all three motors at the same time, which is my personal favorite.

The Right Size For Any Occassion

I already mentioned that I’ve tried strap-ons that don’t require a harness before, but that I would often have the issue of the insertable strap part slipping out of me and ruining my part of the fun. Let me just tell you that I had no issue with this wonderful strap. It almost felt like it sort of adjusted to my body to give me maximum pleasure. Because it sure as fuck did.

Even though I kinda love the feeling of my pussy or ass getting stretched out, most of my male partners aren’t the biggest fans of it. Getting a strap that’s too big, too stiff or too wide for them to handle (even with all the lube and anal training) always sucks because it’s an instant buzzkill. However, with 6.5 inches of insertable length and a 4.5-inch maximum circumference, the strap on makes the two of us feel mind-blowingly good. I mean, what kind of Strap-On-Me strapless strap on review would this be if I didn’t tell you about how fantastic this felt inside of me and inside of him?

G-Spot And Clit? Don’t Mind If I Do

Did I mention that the neck is flexible? Yeah, the neck is flexible, so I can peg my male partners exaaaaactly how they like it, while also getting the clitoral and G-spot stimulation that takes me straight to Cum City. (Population: anyone using this baddy). Most strapless strap-ons have zero flexibility, making the whole experience kinda flat and monotonous.

I also love the fact that the strap-on has a wireless remote. When I use a strap-on or even a vibrator with a wire, I feel like I’m about to short-circuit my pussy somehow. Not to mention that it’s just extremely annoying and ugly-looking. I don’t know about you, but my attention span isn’t the greatest when I’m getting my freak on. I can’t be bothered with untangling wires or anything of that nature. With the remote, pleasure is just a few clicks and thrusts away!

Finally, a shout-out to whoever designed this gorgeous beast for making it rechargeable. I was starting to get uncomfortable with the amounts of batteries that I’d been purchasing on a monthly basis. That way, I’m feeling quite eco-conscious #SaveTheEarth. Just a quick little charging session and I’m thrusting and riding into the sunset.

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Let’s list out the pros and cons of this magical toy

Pros

Flexible
Rechargeable
Remote Controlled
Three motors with three speeds and patterns
Stimulating for both partners
Great for hetero couples and lesbians

Cons

Not the best for beginners
A bit pricey

Strap-On-Me Strapless Strap-On Compared With Other Strapless Strap-Ons

	Strap-On-Me Strapless Strap-On	Fun Factory ShareVibe	Happy Rabbit Strapless Strap-On	VixSkin Vixen Peacemaker
features	No need for traditional harnesses; the design allows for hands-free use, providing more intimacy between partners Designed for both the wearer and the receiver, providing pleasure for both during us The flexible and contoured shaft allows for comfortable positioning and easy maneuverability Can be easily cleaned with warm water and mild soap or a dedicated toy cleaner for hygiene Made to withstand regular use, ensuring long-lasting performance and enjoyment	Features a powerful motor that offers multiple vibration settings for customizable pleasure The contoured shape allows for a comfortable fit, ensuring the toy stays in place during use Fully waterproof design, allowing for use in the shower or bath and easy cleaning User-friendly controls for easy operation, allowing for seamless adjustment during use Suitable for both vaginal and anal play, accommodating various preferences and experiences	Features multiple vibration settings with a powerful motor for customizable pleasure options Offers a hands-free experience, allowing both partners to enjoy intimate moments without traditional harnesses Made from high-quality, body-safe silicone that is phthalate-free and non-toxic for safe use Equipped with a USB rechargeable battery, providing convenience and eliminating the need for disposables Fully waterproof, suitable for use in the shower or bath and easy to clean afterward	Simple to clean with warm water and mild soap or a dedicated toy cleaner Made from high-quality, body-safe VixSkin silicone, which is soft to the touch and comfortable for extended use Crafted for durability, ensuring long-term enjoyment and performance Features a lifelike appearance with detailed texture, providing a realistic experience for users Free from phthalates and harmful chemicals, ensuring safety during intimate play
price	From $149.99	From $129.99	From $99.99	From $175
users	169	101	91	71
our rating	5	4.8	4.5	4.3
power	USB Rechargeable	USB Rechargeable	USB Rechargeable	None
material	Silicone	Silicone & ABS	Silicone	Platinum silicone
waterproof	Yes	Yes	Yes	Yes
brand	Strap-On-Me	Fun Factory	Lovehoney	VixSkin
type	Vibrating strap-on	Vibrating strapless strap-on	Vibrating rabbit strap-on	Strap-on dildo
alergens	Phthalate-Free	Phthalate-free - Non-porous	Latex-Free, Phthalate-Free	Phthalate-free - Non-porous
design	5	4.7	4.6	4.4
ease of use	4.9	4.9	4.6	4.4
orgasm	5	4.9	4.5	4.3
quality	4.9	4.8	4.6	4.4
noise	Moderate	Moderate	Moderate	Whisper Quiet
ease of clean	Easy	Moderate	Moderate	Easy
warranty	2 years	2 years	None	Lifetime

Strap-On-Me Strapless Strap-On Review: Let’s Get To Strappin’

To conclude this Strap-On-Me strapless strap-on review, whether you are the one wearing it or the one being strapped, you’ll definitely see stars. All of ‘em. The feeling of it is amazing, no matter who is being penetrated from which end. So if you’re tired of wonky harnesses, weird yet bad dildos and super-stiff vibrators, cum and give the Strap-On-Me strap-on a try. I promise you won’t regret it.

👉 Name:	Strap-On-Me Remote Control Vibrating Strapless Strap-On
⚙️ Features:	Vibrating, Double-Ended
📁 Type:	Strapless Strap-On
🛠️ Materials:	Silicone

The length and girth of both sides are chef’s kiss. Hits my G-spot and his P-spot. 5

Adore the fact that it has three motors, three speeds and three patterns. Keeps the pussy and the bussy quavering. 5

I’m an expert pegger and a self-proclaimed strap-on queen so keeping it inside of me was easy peasy. 4

Both ends feel equally fantastic to the touch… and inside. Love the density of the silicone. 5

The Strap-On-Me Strapless Strap-On Lowdown – What You Need to Know

Made for Experts who want a premium strapless experience. The flexible silicone balances comfort with firmness, so you can go gentle or rough. Three powerful motors give multiple speeds and vibration patterns. Remote works flawlessly and while pricey, it’s absolutely built to last.

Shipped in plain boxes with Lovely Planet as sender – totally discreet. Returns allowed within 30 days if unused and sealed. Warranty covers 2 years against defects, but not wear and tear or misuse. Proof of purchase is required.

Made from phthalate-free silicone, fully body-safe. Best paired with a water-based lube to protect the material.

Wash with warm water and mild soap or a toy cleaner. Dry completely with a lint-free cloth. Store in a cool, dry place, ideally in its box or a pouch. Keep separate from other silicone toys to avoid reactions.