Use These Male Masturbation Techniques to Blow The Biggest Load of Your Life!

1. Stroke the Pole

I swear we would be doing our cocks a disservice if we didn’t cover the most basic method first. It has helped men to blow a bajillion loads! It’s also become the international sign for “wanker”. So, without further adieu, just wrap your palm around your member and stroke it. Simple, right?

You’ll need to slide your hand up and down the shaft. Make sure you cover every inch of your erect dong. You can take it slow or fast, depending on how horny you are and how fast you want to blow it.

However, this male masturbation technique works best if you listen to your body and go at your own pace. You can make short or broad strokes with steady rhythms. Also, you can take a break every once in a while to get those balls working and truly build up a monster load.

2. Good Ol’ Switcheroo

The second oldest trick in the book is the famous switcheroo. Seriously, just use the same jerking off technique I just described above but switch to your non-dominant hand. This will not only help you if your dominant hand is cramped up from all that wanking, it will also feel substantially different.

So just take your other hand, wrap it around your chode and start stroking! Oddly enough, if you’re not used to it, the sensation could feel somewhat weird. Your cock could think that someone else is giving you a handjob! Not bad for a newbie technique, right?

3. OK, Go!

This one’s pretty simple: just make an “OK” gesture with your index finger and thumb. Then, slowly press your fingers beneath the head of your rooster. They should form a tight fit and create an unusual sense of friction. You’ll feel like your skin is being stretched up and down. This is actually an awesome sensation if you want to prolong your orgasm and keep at it for hours.

Preferably, you should use shorter strokes beneath the head, but it all depends on how your skin will feel.

4. Reverse Stroke

This is one of my favorite male masturbation techniques and it simply requires you to twist your hand around! When you reverse your palm, you’ll also reverse the movements and everything will change… The edge of your palm will gently cup your entire shaft. If you close your eyes and use enough lube, it could be hard to tell the difference between your hand and a soft wet honey hole!

Another thing you should try with this technique is to gently push your penis towards your balls while you’re gripping. This will enhance the blood flow and make you much harder!

5. Knob Polisher

The goal of this male masturbation technique is to only focus on the head. You have to use the middle of your palm to grip your penis head and move it around in circles.

Not sure how that works? Well, it’s similar to polishing a microphone or cleaning a pool ball. Just cup your palm. Then, make it curve up around your cock head. Now, use circular movements and gentle pressure to tease your erect knob.

Some guys will be able to get off instantly through this male masturbation technique while others will need an additional kick.

1. Keep It In Your Pants

You know that feeling when you wake up with some morning wood that’s practically bursting out of your boxers? Well, don’t take it out just yet.

You can try this male masturbation technique in the morning while wearing some underwear or even over your jeans during the day. But, try to keep it classy and don’t traumatize your colleagues at work.

Basically, this jacking off technique requires you to jam your boner up towards your jeans pocket or towards the upper edge of your boxers. Then, slightly close your palm and cup your shaft. You can make up-down down movements, but the trick is to not squeeze your entire shaft. It will give you an entirely different sensation altogether. If you’ve always wanted to relive that over-the-pants handjob you got from the school librarian decades ago, now’s your chance!

2. Hand-Pussy

Know how to make a hand pussy? Didn’t think so, rookie! Well, you simply need to spread your fingers out and straighten them. Then, put your palm on top of your cock head and slowly wrap your fingers around your shaft. And voila, you’ll feel like you’re fucking a tight cherry pie in seconds!

You can vary the tightness of your grip depending on your preferences. You can also choose how deep or fast you go. This is one of my favorite jerking off methods to use when I don’t have a sex toy laying around.

3. Double Pleasure

Your next job is to double the fun, buster! The way to do that is to use two hands. Just place both hands along your shaft, one at the base of your junk and one just above it. Now, squeeze and move them up and down at the same time! It will feel like the most epic handjob ever. You’ll also get to experiment with all sorts of movements.

For example, you can switch up the rhythms between both hands. You can also squeeze with one hand and keep the other one moving up and down. Alternatively, use twisting motions to push yourself over.

4. Ball Buster

How many times have you forgotten to include your balls in your masturbation techniques for guys? Seriously, your nuts are there for a reason and you shouldn’t leave them hanging…

Instead, you can pretty much try any of the jacking off techniques I’ve mentioned so far while keeping your free hand on your balls. You can squeeze them, tease them, wobble them around, or even slap them if you’re feeling kinky. The extra pressure that you’ll get by stimulating your gonads will make your weasel throb much harder. It will result in some of the most powerful orgasms out there!

5. Sock It To Me

If you’re tired of cleaning up your jizz every day and you don’t have a slutty maid to take care of that for you with her mouth, try the next best thing: socks!

This is another age-old jerking off technique but so many people have forgotten it. Just wrap a sock around your yogurt launcher and start jacking it! Then, you can play around with nearly all of my previously mentioned masturbation techniques for men. However, note that the sock will not only help you with the clean-up. It will boost the fun by squeezing your cock tightly!

1. Wrist Job

Your job with this masturbation technique for guys is to stand up or get on your knees. Now, wrap your fingers around your cock as usual and start moving your hips. You should get some intense wrist-fucking action going and try to move your hand as little as possible. That means no stroking is allowed for this jacking off technique!

Instead, thrust in and out of your hand like you would do in a living, breathing vagina or anus. Besides giving you an entirely new way to get off, my wrist job male masturbation technique will also make you last a little longer.

2. Magic Ring

This male masturbation technique is similar to the “OK” gesture I told you about earlier. You have to make the same gesture again, but this time, wrap your fingers around the base of your erect junk. Just squeeze tightly! You’ll instantly notice your erection getting harder and harder. Your fingers will feel like a magic ring wrapped around your dong!

3. Froggy-Style

No, you don’t actually have to masturbate with a frog for this masturbation technique for guys… But you do sort of have to sit like one. This jerking off method requires you to squat down and get into a frog-like position.

The key is to make sure your leg muscles are tight all the way up to your glutes. Then, just start jerkin’ it. It may not look sexy, but there’s actually a reason for it. Namely, every time you get close to an orgasm, just squeeze your legs and tighten your muscles. It sounds strange, but trust me, you’ll never know how it feels unless you try it.

4. Pillow Pussy

Step one: get down on your knees and make sure you’re near the edge of the bed. Step two: put your cock on your soft mattress, place a pillow over it, and bang away!

You can pretty much do anything with your new pillow pussy, from thrusting long and hard, fucking it slow and sensual, to making sweet sweet love with that sucka! This jerk off method is cheap, effective, and it will certainly give you a good night’s sleep. Just make sure to change your pillowcase afterward!

5. Up, Up, and Away

We can certainly learn a thing or two from all those kinky cock milking videos on PornHub. For this male masturbation technique, your goal is to sit down and use one hand to grip the base of your member. Then, move your hand upwards all the way to the head. When you get to the tip, release your grip, come back down, and start again. Remember, use only upstrokes and keep squeezing that meat until the juice runs out.

6. Go Down

This male masturbation technique is exactly the same as the previous, except, instead of going up with your hand, you’ll have to do the opposite. So grip that throbbing head and use your hand to make downwards motions towards the base. Let go of your cock when you get to the base, grip the head again, and pull your hand down. This unique tugging sensation will feel quite kinky and it’s a great technique for foreplay. You can also vary the pressure from soft to hard, depending on our end goal.

1. Frenulum Fun

What in the world is a frenulum, you may ask? Well, you’ll find this little sucker right underneath your glans. It’s that V-shaped spot where your head joins the underside of the shaft. And it can feel extremely tingly if you know how to stimulate it correctly. First, you need to start with a classic stroking technique, but twist your hand a little and move your thumb so that you can place it directly on your F-spot. Now, start jerking it as usual, but make sure you’re putting some pressure on the F-spot with your thumb. Remember to squeeze it tightly just when you’re about to cum for an otherworldly climax!

2. Pull The Cork

The “uncorking” motion can truly go a long way if you know what you’re doing. The key is to try a twist and pop motion on your cock head. The movement is the same as opening a wine bottle: just squeeze the tip of your captain and start twisting! However, you need to keep a constant rhythm and twist your hand up and down using the same movements. It might take some time to understand the finesse of it all but you’ll pop that load like it’s party time!

3. Ice That Shit

For this male masturbation technique, you’re going to have to put some ice on your balls. Yes, ice on your balls! After all, you’re playing in the big leagues now. So don’t be afraid to get a little insane.

The key is to get your nuts nice and relaxed, prepare some ice cubes, and run them up and down your sack. You can pretty much try any of the other masturbation techniques for men in combination with this one as long as you’ve got an ice cube in one hand and your cock in the other. At first, you’ll feel your balls go numb, but that’s completely normal. They’ll start to warm up as soon as you remove the ice cube and that will provide truly special temperature play sensations.

4. Firestarter

Now that you’ve broken the ice, your mission is to get your cock nice and warmed up. So straighten your palms and fingers. Then, rub both sides of your shaft as if you were starting a fire. The trick is to get an intense rolling motion with your cock sandwiched between your palms and try to wank it faster than usual.

5. Fuck That Tight… Banana?!?

In case you didn’t know, you can actually wank off with a banana. And I know you’ll do it because you’re a horny pervert and you’re too curious not to try! But, before you start, make sure that you are clear of any allergies. Having a reaction is not the way you want to get your dick to swell up!

Just go grab a banana from your kitchen and use a knife to chop off both ends. Then, make a long slice along the length so that you can open the peel and take the banana out. You won’t need to use the actual banana, but you can eat it to stock up on energy before your epic wanking marathon. Then, wrap the peel around your shaft. That’s right! It should feel like a tight, soft sleeve and it will heat up while you’re fucking it. Plus, you won’t need to use any lube because the peel is already packed with tons of sweet juices. Now, if only there was someone to suck them off after you jizz!!!

1. Perineum Pleasure

Before you head straight for the rear end, let’s focus on the spot between your cock and your poop chute. The perineum is a mighty erogenous zone. You can try most of my previous male masturbation tips while massaging the perineum with one or two fingers. Just try to vary the pressure based on what feels good to you and use circular motions to drive yourself crazy!

2. Hello, Mr. Browneye

To get acquainted with your boyhole, you should sit down and spread your legs wide. Then, you can jerk off and use your other hand to tease the outside of your anus. Remember, always use lube for any type of anal play. The best beginner’s tip is to try a finger or two and gently make circular motions on the outside of your asshole.

3. Just The Tip

The next masturbation technique for men is pretty simple: stick a finger or two up there! Again, you can do this together with most of the cock milking techniques I’ve described. It will all depend on how your ass feels and whether or not you sense any discomfort. If you’re sensitive, use just the tip of your finger to stretch your booty out.

4. Pound That Shithole

If you’re feeling ready, you can fuck your ass with several fingers while pumping your meat. Granted, you’ll need to get used to it and get your ass nice and trained beforehand. Still, the anus has a ton of pleasure nerves and you can use it to trigger some epic anal orgasms.

5. Milk That Prostate, Bitch!

Ah, the wonderful world of prostate play. The P-spot is a unique gland that can trigger special prostate orgasms. These types of orgasms are truly special, but you might have to work hard to get them. The trick is to dig in with a finger or two and find the walnut-shaped gland in your rectum. Then, massage it using up-down or circular motions while wanking your meat.